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Tell us your Chuck Norris jokes.
Q. Who is stronger God or Chuck Norris?
A. Trick question Chuck Norris is God. |
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not long before some little kids who know nothing about chuck norris start saying that hes not tough and he fails |
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A shooting star is not actually a meteor.
It is a person that Chuck Norris round-house kicked in the face. |
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sleinferJoin Date: 2008-04-17
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Chuck Norris has been to Mars
That's why there's no signs of life there |
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Chuck Norris does NOT sleep he waits |
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LOLOLOLOLOL XDXDXDXDXD good one sleinfer |
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sleinferJoin Date: 2008-04-17
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Chuck Norris dosen't mow his lawn
He just stares at the grass and dares it to grow |
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Chuck Norris can grate fresh Parmesain cheese with his beard
Chuck norris doesn't rely on time. He just stares at the clock and moves his eves. |
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chucknorrisfacts.com has a lot of good chuck norris jokes
If chuck norris went to a burger king and asked for a big mac they would give him one (i think that was it...) |
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123mkoplJoin Date: 2008-09-18
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Chuck Norris aint god |
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ProbeIkeJoin Date: 2008-04-22
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yes 123mkopl but a lot of people envision him as... well i dont know...
but nobody believes me that i am a good friend of his stunt double... |
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dbesdesdJoin Date: 2007-09-01
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Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest. (Old one, I know.) |
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If chuck norris had five dollars and you had five dollars; chuck norris would have more money than you |
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
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benner12Join Date: 2009-09-09
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chuck Norris boesn't get wet, water gets chuck norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite, Chuck Norris bites frost |
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dbesdesdJoin Date: 2007-09-01
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Chuck Norris does push-ups on the moon, which explains the moon's craters. |
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when Chuck Norris does push ups he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down |
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Chuck Norris dosen't sleep,he waits. |
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dbesdesdJoin Date: 2007-09-01
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Every time Chuck Norris blinks, he creates an earthquake.
Chuck Norris rarely blinks. |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norissed! |
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