and if you were wondering, this is what the ticker says at the bottom of the screen
"Johnny Manziel caught eating at restaurant past his bedtime.
New studies show that marijuana use increases the unemployment rate by 97 percent.
North Korea to come out with film titled "The Interviews" starring Kim Jong Un as Ninja Assassin.
George W. Bush scores hole in one at local miniature golf course, buys everyone pizza.
Ghost of former president Lincoln reportedly having affair with first lady Michelle Obama.
John Sannity to run for president with Phil O'Reilly as VP in 2016.
New immigration laws allowing Mexicans into Texas the cause of Ebola?
New bill in place to require 4th graders to undergo formal combat training with fully automatic assault rifles." |