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doublelonghorn
#158526994Tuesday, March 24, 2015 12:23 AM GMT

who needs a ride
CodeGolf
#158527010Tuesday, March 24, 2015 12:24 AM GMT

yo lemme in yo car boi
BMLGUY
#158527026Tuesday, March 24, 2015 12:24 AM GMT

sure mind driving all the way to Pasco and pick me up for a road trip to Pittsburgh This is my siggy. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
doublelonghorn
#158527033Tuesday, March 24, 2015 12:24 AM GMT

were u need 2 go son
anojan12345
#158527119Tuesday, March 24, 2015 12:26 AM GMT

do you think we can make it to calgary then houston for the sweet 16
doublelonghorn
#158527124Tuesday, March 24, 2015 12:26 AM GMT

yeah sure BML i'll be there in about 17 hours
Trig0n0metric
#158527140Tuesday, March 24, 2015 12:26 AM GMT

im a hitchhiker piggybacking off of the state penitentiary's wifi, yo i need a ride to mexico so i can see my homies
doublelonghorn
#158527183Tuesday, March 24, 2015 12:26 AM GMT

guys im on limited gas money so idk if im going to be able to do all of this
Trig0n0metric
#158527261Tuesday, March 24, 2015 12:28 AM GMT

my homies in mexico can hook you up if you help me
to_ews
#158530073Tuesday, March 24, 2015 1:07 AM GMT

Dear Siri, Can you take to to the nearest Dr(u)g dealer? Im in need of Dr(u)gs. Thank You, RektItJon ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear RektItJon, Sure i'll take you to the nearest dr(u)g dealer! But you have to PROMISE to get me 10 pounds of cr@ck or I will call up IS1S and they will Italian Bow-tie you. Can we also get some for my homie chezymacral cause he hasn't gotten h1gh in a wh1l3 s0 he n33ds to get h1gh. Your Welcome, Siri ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Siri, You know macral too???? We went to "h1gh" school together! But sure, we can get some for macral. No Problem, RektItJon ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- KEY: Siri = Doublelonghorn RektItJon = RektItJon Why are there no fat stickmen?
BMLGUY
#158530622Tuesday, March 24, 2015 1:15 AM GMT

Alright let me get my stuff packed Also, would you prefer if I showered? This is my siggy. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
BMLGUY
#158530665Tuesday, March 24, 2015 1:16 AM GMT

@smalls You're not funny. Also, high isn't censored. This is my siggy. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
RektItCool
#158530954Tuesday, March 24, 2015 1:20 AM GMT

San Antonio please. Sick of getting robbed to 5' 4" beaners that cuss me out in Spanish. Take me to BML's location and I can take a 45 minute train ride back to my old home in NYC.
BackUp1084
#158532073Tuesday, March 24, 2015 1:37 AM GMT

And bring me to where Cool is. I want to rob 5-foot-4 beaners that curse me out in Spanish.

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