ExtinctusJoin Date: 2012-07-04
Post Count: 8511 |
My fellow American citizens;
I have recently decided to run for the office of DC Council member within the United States of America. I have devised an intricate plan that will be announced the second I manage to get on the roster, and must I say, my plan is one that will improve the experiences of every individual citizen that goes to Washington, DC, our nation's finely made capital and generally help to make our capital a better place to be at.
I want to introduce several vivid concepts that will assist in not only providing an average day for you, my fellow citizens, but a spectacular day every time you visit Washington, DC. I am here for the primary purpose of abolishing crime, bringing criminals to justice, and providing a great experience within our nation to every individual citizen without our large and continuously growing nation. With each step we take towards the future, we take one more leap towards a better America. In this case, I will be attempting to improve Washington, DC, being our extremely popularized capital, and giving you, the public, a voice in the matter.
By giving you folks a voice, we can allow you to have a say in the matters of what to work on at our capital and precisely how to execute it. Alongside that, we can share our ideas and work coherently. Allowing citizens the ability to know exactly what's going on within our complicated nation is allowing citizens - what we all are - a chance to have an input. When inputs are given, great ideas tend to spark - and with every improvement, we walk one more step towards the greater good. I want to help you, the public, achieve the greater good, and I want to give YOU, the public, a chance to help us go towards the greater good.
By cooperating, you can assist in ensuring that Washington, DC is as safe and exciting as possible. Ro-nations enthrall most citizens with the varying jobs, concepts introduced and the general excitement gained when you know that the government is actually helping you. I have devoted myself to giving citizens a voice within America, and I have also dedicated my soul to protecting you. I am not here for personal gain, for the fame achieved, nor for the mere sake of being here - I am here to help you and guide you through our complex web of a superpower.
When you elect me as a member of Washington DC's Council, you elect a person who is going to assure everyone that systems run smoothly, that criminals face justice for the crimes they commit, and that new, beneficial ideas are introduced and, hopefully, are put into full use. I am shooting straight for the stars - and with every star that dies, another two are born. I want to make sure that you, the citizens, are satisfied with everything, ranging from how our law enforcement works to how our ideas are being implemented. I will give you the voice you need, and I will achieve my own - by electing me, you are electing a new future. Alongside that, the future I see is a great one - one filled with prosperity for Washington, DC, and for you, the public, and even for us, the candidates/government - for the future I see will be coming very soon.
Thank you, my fellow citizens, for investing time into my statement.
I wish the best of luck to all candidates in this election.
Now, let's go and grab 30 signatures! Come on, America - we've got this!
Penta |