Yveltal:
Hhrraaaagh!
From the skies!
It's Yveltal!
True fight!
Carrion this dear deer to hell, 'till he simply asks "Y?"
I'm the face of death this harried fairy's gonna find,
Then I'll punch out this sucker in his Cereynian hind!
Think I have a Fairy-type disadvantage?
Phantom Force I'll vanish!
To the under worlds of destruction, you'll be left there and banished!
I'll Crunch you while I swallow your corpse, Venison, such a delight!
Think you can Megahorn me, qu33r?
GYAH!
Get out of my sight!
Xerneas
I tend to stay to the side to preside over all life,
But this evil eagle's gonna cry when I step into fight!
It's time to X-out this sky clown who's got no sense of power.
This pretty bird's not witty; he's delicate like a flower!
I'M NOT NORMAL AT ALL!
This is active mode,
You're just jealous I got into Smash Bros!
Well what do you know?
My Horn Leech has reached the point where your total heath is low!
Quit snarling at me!
Don't try to focus blast!
Honestly, I'm feeling harassed.
I'm unsurpassed, your time has passed.
Moonblast you fast, you're aghast at last!
Yveltal (Verse 2):
Oh, Xerneas?
Discern this.
Foul Playing in my Roost while your moves miss!
Think you're getting pissed? Well it's time for a twist!
Your end will be full of joy and bliss!
It's obvious you don't know anything,
Watch me double team as I scream and sing!
I attack from the skies, I'm an evil king,
Finish you off with Oblivion Wing!
Xerneas (Verse 2):
I'm comin' in fast using Geomancy!
Sp. Attack, Sp. Defense, Speed, I'm feelin' fancy!
You really don't know the Gravity of this battle thanks to your depravity!
I'm getting Outraged, Misty Terrain!
Dark Pulse won't help when you're writhing in pain!
Fairy Aura, you're beat!
I'm the Dark Dragon's bane!
It's the horned god Cernunnos's reign!
Zygarde (Surprise Entrance):
Shut up both of you, It's your friend named Z!
Stop Nidhogging the spotlight because you two listen to me!
Aura Break you to pieces because you're straight in my path!
Do the math, you're defenseless when you face my Land's Wrath!
Welcome to the Terminus, I'm terminally terminating Xerneas!
I'm determined, so come to terms,
That I'll make you both worthless!
You better Zy-guard yourselves because you're a lost cause.
I've made you my Z-words!
I'm the true generation's boss!
Who won?
Who's next!
YOU DECIDE!
(Based off of EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY)
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