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birm123
#160140041Tuesday, April 14, 2015 4:53 AM GMT

I need to go to sleep, but I think in goin insane. For the past few days, I've hearing noises during the night, and see tall figures that walk slowly in black clothing moving trough the halls, and I'm terrified to go to sleep. It might be because of a lack of sleep, but either way I just can't sleep.
oODwagonxX
#160140232Tuesday, April 14, 2015 4:57 AM GMT

They're not real. Just do what I do; form a concrete argument giving multiple reasons they're nonexistent, curl up in the covers facing away from the problem area, and think about the last time you did something enjoyable and fall asleep with that thought in your head. There is absolutely no method to my madness.
k3rl343
#160140573Tuesday, April 14, 2015 5:07 AM GMT

WELCOME TO THE CULT what i do when im scared at night after watching 2 hours of horror games is curl up in my blankets pretending that if they can't see me they can't hurt me Tнe poѕѕιвιlιтιeѕ αre eхтreмely lιмιтed
birm123
#160140620Tuesday, April 14, 2015 5:09 AM GMT

So basically how three year olds play hide and go seek.
oODwagonxX
#160140787Tuesday, April 14, 2015 5:14 AM GMT

You're finally catching on. Excellent! There is absolutely no method to my madness.
SirBookington
#160141022Tuesday, April 14, 2015 5:21 AM GMT

'Tis merely the Descent. We've monitored your every move. We have set our plan into motion.
dex10awesome
#160141242Tuesday, April 14, 2015 5:28 AM GMT

I deal with occult entities all the time, first thing is to spread salt at your doorstep, windows and closets. This will prevent most occult entities, however buy a cross and some holy water in case any do manage to get in.
oODwagonxX
#160141545Tuesday, April 14, 2015 5:37 AM GMT

Iron shavings mixed in with the salt is more effective. I would also recommend a silver chain, for binding witches and lamias. Setting traps along your local lay lines is also a good anti-boggart precaution. A staff of rowan is also good against witches and lamias, and if you dig a stream around your homestead and the water is flowing witches won't be able to cross it. Finally, if you laden the water with salt, water witches and other wetlands entities won't be able to cross either. And you can use good ol' negotiation to deal with ghosts and ghasts. There is absolutely no method to my madness.
SwedishLemon
#160141626Tuesday, April 14, 2015 5:39 AM GMT

i find a good nutshot can get rid of most werewolves, spirits, and generally any entities with a d.
MechanicalDarkness
#160146443Tuesday, April 14, 2015 10:33 AM GMT

I think I'm going insane because I keep hearing TF2 noises and sounds all the time.
PickachuGirl
#160147804Tuesday, April 14, 2015 11:37 AM GMT

Usually I just don't go bed and cook myself a cup of nice hot chocolate milk with a fluffy piece of bread
Pruz
#160147944Tuesday, April 14, 2015 11:42 AM GMT

This thread reminds me of a song. "Our Special Place" be The Queenstons. So relatable. Anyway, back to topic; just close your door.
timpookie
#160150602Tuesday, April 14, 2015 1:20 PM GMT

Lol I have a machette (okay, a steak knife...) stashed in my pillow and security cameras all over my house for this very reason.
PawzKat
#160150627Tuesday, April 14, 2015 1:21 PM GMT

You should get a night-light. Or a fan.
PawzKat
#160150643Tuesday, April 14, 2015 1:22 PM GMT

Or both.
TheLegoGamerDude1
#160151427Tuesday, April 14, 2015 1:49 PM GMT

I feel like if someone broke into Tim's house, they'd get shanked "The one downside to being shot with guns is that you die." ~ Star_
PawzKat
#160151559Tuesday, April 14, 2015 1:54 PM GMT

Probably.
timpookie
#160151628Tuesday, April 14, 2015 1:56 PM GMT

Someone tried last night. He was chased away by eleven cops and my parents before I could even walk to my bedroom door. That's actually why there are cameras in my house, not my own paranoia - But I won't argue with the placement of the cameras.
PickachuGirl
#160151752Tuesday, April 14, 2015 2:00 PM GMT

lol
PawzKat
#160151774Tuesday, April 14, 2015 2:01 PM GMT

Lol.
TheLegoGamerDude1
#160152091Tuesday, April 14, 2015 2:11 PM GMT

gg "The one downside to being shot with guns is that you die." ~ Star_

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