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Jxvin
#162618582Friday, May 22, 2015 5:20 AM GMT

Scenario: ( Your mom says ) Honey! You need to go to bed! How would you react?
Absxlve
#162621973Friday, May 22, 2015 8:19 AM GMT

Tell her to go die in a moat of excrement and then rip apart your science manuscript from revising too hard, then go to your living room and drink all the alco/hol from the li/qour cabinet. Following that, you go to the balcony and jump off of it into your downstair neighbour's hot daughter and start smashing her head with the bottle. Proceeding that, you go into your neighbour's house and smashes her old lady face with fury because of all the hardships she has given you due to your water pump leaking and going into the sockets and into by our neighbour's house, making her scream at you and your family for €2000 to pay for all the damage. Then you go find her old man husband and start tearing his vertebrae out. After that, you walk out their front door and... Finish the story for me. Or else this thread will end.
Jxvin
#162635191Friday, May 22, 2015 4:18 PM GMT

And then you were killed by your mom due to 2000 Euro of payment.
Absxlve
#162635395Friday, May 22, 2015 4:22 PM GMT

Denied death. Mother did not know I jumped down to ground floor. I get a massive chainsaw from the DIY store 15 km away and go to my gf's house and say THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY GIFT TO YOU as I start slashing about with my chainsaw in her house. And then...
Jxvin
#162635441Friday, May 22, 2015 4:23 PM GMT

You start ruining both you and your neighbors house..
Absxlve
#162635865Friday, May 22, 2015 4:32 PM GMT

How did she run 10 km to my house
Absxlve
#162637756Friday, May 22, 2015 5:11 PM GMT

wait I thought I already rekt both of them. JUST THEN, A NUCLEAR WARHEAD IS DROPPED ON US, AND THEN...
Jxvin
#162639728Friday, May 22, 2015 5:51 PM GMT

Kaboomm!!!!!!! The end.
Absxlve
#162639823Friday, May 22, 2015 5:52 PM GMT

Aw, we could've actually gotten somewhere with this thread. It's interesting; beautifully short introduction but really contributive people. "The snowman speaks the truth." -Roquinha9
Jxvin
#162639874Friday, May 22, 2015 5:53 PM GMT

BUT SUDDENLY ITS NOT THE END THE NUCLEAR WAR became WORLD..?
Absxlve
#162640138Friday, May 22, 2015 5:57 PM GMT

YES, THAT CAN BECOME A NEW THREAD, THANKS FOR THE INSPIRATION SIR *Tears start coming out of the snowman's eyes* YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME TO START MY OWN RP.
Jxvin
#162744031Saturday, May 23, 2015 8:26 PM GMT

World war 3! *Suddenly...Pineapples*
Absxlve
#162744622Saturday, May 23, 2015 8:31 PM GMT

"PINEAPPLES ARE APPLE SHAPED LIKE PINE TREES, THAT'S AN OPINION". - My friend May 2015
Jxvin
#162856760Sunday, May 24, 2015 9:35 PM GMT

( Cricket Plays ) No comment..

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