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how do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
put it in a viola case!
"I swear, if something bad happens to my friends, I'll rip every tooth out of that shark and make it into the most beautiful necklace you've ever seen." |
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OMG VERY FUNNY SO ORIGINAL!!!!
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why did the chicken cross the road..
to get to the other side
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whats the difference between a violin and a viola?
the viola burns longer!
"I swear, if something bad happens to my friends, I'll rip every tooth out of that shark and make it into the most beautiful necklace you've ever seen." |
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no dark you noob
its to get away from the butchers shop
"I swear, if something bad happens to my friends, I'll rip every tooth out of that shark and make it into the most beautiful necklace you've ever seen." |
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BroBro264Join Date: 2011-07-12
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wanna hear a funny joke? minnesota sports teams! |
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Awkward Vikings, at first I thought you were talking to me....
I've got to concentrate concentrate concentrate...
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@bro
Especially the Timberwolves!!!!
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KenamaticJoin Date: 2009-06-09
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Toronto Maple Leafs.
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Yo mama so fat, your dad doesn't find her attractive anymore and it's tearing the family apart. |
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SRHLJoin Date: 2010-05-10
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What's 17 inches long and makes a woman scream?
Sudden infant death syndrome. |
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I asked a Jewish girl for her number and she rolled up her sleeve. |
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BMLGUYJoin Date: 2011-07-20
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GUESS WHAT I GOT INT HE MAIL TODA
DEZ NUTS!
This is my siggy. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
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SRHLJoin Date: 2010-05-10
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini?
I've never been inside a Lamborghini. |
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SRHLJoin Date: 2010-05-10
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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 1 tree?
1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees. |
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Why did the Daycare have one wall with red paint on it?
They took care of the babbies on that side. |
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SRHLJoin Date: 2010-05-10
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How do you get 100 dead babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos. |
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What's better then a baby drinking Windex?
A baby eating razor blades. |
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this thread went south really fast.
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set fire to the man and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ |
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PhilCokeJoin Date: 2010-08-10
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I question your mental state . . .
"Any ballplayer that don't sign autographs for little kids ain't an American." -- Rogers Hornsby |
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SRHLJoin Date: 2010-05-10
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What's more fun than shoveling dead babies off your porch?
Doing it with a snowblower. |
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Camboo6Join Date: 2011-02-04
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got one
Q: Why do milking stools have 3 legs?
A: The cow has the udder.
one original inside joke one my friend made that is funny because it's stupid
Q: What did the 8 ball say to the chair?
A: Can I sit on you?
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How do you make mowing the lawn a fun task?
Throwing a baby in front of the blades. |
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Cap is good at jokes
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