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(The creature, not the internet troll.)
He seems bent on killing you, use any item you want to kill him or whatever.
Most creative way within the first ten posts will be the winner. |
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ClayFoldJoin Date: 2011-06-18
Post Count: 831 |
I look down on the ground and see a stone. I pick it up and there seems to be a hidden message on it saying, "op is a nerd." |
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@Cleyton,
Hmm...
53/100 - Okay I guess, original but hardly any actual ending. |
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k3rl343Join Date: 2011-01-26
Post Count: 6702 |
I kill the troll.
Iᴛ sᴇᴇs ᴜs ᴀʟʟ |
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@k3rl,
You kill it...
Okay...
40/100, could be a lot more creative then that. |
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KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! |
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@Simple,
Um...
38/100, just another meme. :l |
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mizozizoJoin Date: 2012-10-04
Post Count: 536 |
pikachu go bish, i throw him df out and he rekts da trolls ass
"Whats cracking?" said lNFERNALIZED the bot as Mizo grabbed his neck and coldly told him, "Your neck." |
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Kill it with flammable water, then. |
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Hm, let's see here. I'll just do one that goes into this one, :D
I walk through the forest, seeming frightened by the objects/things surround me. They seem content to hurt me. As I reach the end of the forest, i see a cave. Rather a huge cave. Out of curiosity, I enter. When I enter, I 'm surprised to see a still working flashlight on the ground. I keep going deeper into the cave, shiver, I step on sharp gravel, making me scared as it makes a slight crackling noise. As I go into the cave too deep, I start to think; "What if I get lost? What if I find something horrible?" ignoring that thought, I keep walking. I pass a left turn, right turn then I go to a 2 way space. Being the idiotic person I am, I go left, not knowing it was The Troll's nest. As I go into there, I see bright lights, orange, to be specific. It shines over the eggs of the Troll, paralyzing me. I estimate about 150 other small trolls are locked in the sides of the "nest" they seem to be loud when I first came there. They looked like they wanted to get out. They looked like they suffered in here. As I heard footsteps behind me, the small troll's screaming start to get more powerful, stronger, and louder that I stopped hearing the footsteps behind me. I feel a rather large hand grab me by the body as they knock me out to grab me to someplace. As I regained consciousness, I had a feeling that I was outside. and I was! But, something terrible happened. I woke up. (I was dreaming! C:<) I was in a corner. I see a rather LARGE troll in front of me. He seems bent on killing me. I needed to use any item I want to kill him. (Or whatever.) As he comes closer, I notice my flashlight beside me, grabbing it and whacking it at him, surprisingly knocking him out. I grab a large rock, banging it on his head, killing him. I escape the cave, luckily finding a large village which I live in at the moment.
The End.
-CHEESELARD420 |
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altgokujrJoin Date: 2012-06-15
Post Count: 5698 |
kill it with my donger |
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roquinha9Join Date: 2011-06-10
Post Count: 21110 |
I try to dodge the troll attacks and then quickly rush behind a tree and climb it. Watching the troll cnfused wondering where I went I jump on his back and start punching his face. The troll tries to hit me with his mace but I dodge and he hits his head instead, knocking him out. |
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I yell "Get to the choppa!" as my friends Jeff climbs on. He grabs his flamethrower which he got about a week ago and, while whipping to "Little Einstein" he burns the tsame lol into crisp, turning the troll into... Internalized. A spartan then came and yelled "THIS. IS. PATRICK!" as he kicks him off to space. |
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Tsame lol... I meant to type troll. |
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Okay, 10 replies have been made.
Now, results...
@mizozizo,
Hmm, pretty good I guess.
60/100 - I like videogames.
@Simple,
Flammable water? Never seen that before...
68/100 - Pretty creative there.
@Pickachu,
Um...Okay?
40/100 no ending.
@cheesylard,
tl:dl (just kidding I read it all.)
W...Wow.
95/100 - Actually pretty well written too.
@alt,
You what.
You- Oh...
1/100 - That's not my thing.
@roquin,
Nice!
70/100.
@Infrared,
What. Didn't see that coming.
75/100
End results:
1st: cheesylard with a 95. (What a surprise, amiright.)
2nd: InfraredChasm with 75.
3rd: roquinha9 with 70.
4th: SimpleWayfarer with 68.
5th: mizozizo with 60.
6th: Clayten750 with 53.
7th: SimpleWayfarer with 42. Changed because it's a bit more creative than "I kill it."
8th: k3rl343 with 40.
9th: altgokujr with 1. |
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*Wild Troll Appears*
Me: Damn son! You're ugly!
Troll: Ey b0ss, gibe da pussi b0ss
Me: Nah.
Troll: But b0ss, I had da cancer
Me: Nah.
Troll: pls b0ss
*Plot Twist: I am the troll*
[ This is my pathetic attempt to become one of you weeaboo people roleplaying Anime and MLP ]
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mizozizoJoin Date: 2012-10-04
Post Count: 536 |
^ filthy frank ftw |
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Use the OP to beat the troll into the ground. |
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