Oh my gawd... please.
This is what the minions will think.
ROBLOX: Today, we are introducing. Some random Minions thing.
Audience go silent.
Minions: - Random gibberish - (What is ROBLOX doing)
ROBLOX: We know how much success the Minions franchise is having, we decided to jump on that band-wagon.
Minions: - Random gibberish - (Nice try).
ROBLOX: Does anyone have there opinion?
Minions: - Random gibberish - (ME, ME, ME, ME, ME!)
ROBLOX: Alrighty then. Minions here.
Audience claps.
Minions use text to speech technology to communicate with audience
Text to Speech by Minions: I think the Minions thing is the biggest piece of (censored) - Audience gasps - Ever. Don't try and jump on our band wagon. You always make these things awful. Well since Easter Egg Hunt 2013.
Audience cheers and claps.
Minions are ushered off stage by ROBLOX staff.
ROBLOX: Well, thank you Minions.
Audience Member: The minions were right
Agreement in the audience.
ROBLOX: Well, anyway.
Audience: You are boring us lets go.
Audience leaves.
ROBLOX: Wait no!
ROBLOX: Ahh forget it. We won't make any more events again.
Several months later
ROBLOX: Halloween 2015 is coming to ROBLOX. |