Gandalf40Join Date: 2013-08-20
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This is a forum where we discuss his greatness, the Cosmic Space Monkey.
At one point in the universes existence there was nothing, nothing at all. Then, out of nowhere the cosmic space monkey appeared. He broke wind and the cosmos was created. Three days later he was bored and decided to create life, he provided water, food and entertainment for life so that it could thrive, survive not be bored.
But on a more serious note, on this forum we discuss many things, as long as they are appropriate to discuss on Roblox. |
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Gandalf40Join Date: 2013-08-20
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*Note when i said universe I meant the made up universe of Varrokia, this forum is not made to offend religious people. |
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rainoksJoin Date: 2010-04-17
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this isn't a forum, this is a THREAD. the role-playing forum is a forum
please continue on about the cosmic space monkey |
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Gandalf40Join Date: 2013-08-20
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I appoint LiveCrab12 the 3rd in command of this forum, he is the leader of the subdivision of the clan, the white walruses. |
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Gandalf40Join Date: 2013-08-20
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I also appoint rainoks the head monk of the Clan of the Cosmic space monkey, that is if he agrees |
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Wheres the 'suicide' button?
Dont play the game,just die.I just want to see the community die. |
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rainoksJoin Date: 2010-04-17
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I am the high priest now!
I am the avatar of our lord and saviour, space monkey! you shall repent your sins and ask for forgiveness, for he is the lord!
BEHOLD THE GLORY OF THE SPACE MONKEY |
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Gandalf40Join Date: 2013-08-20
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Please write the laws given to you by his exellency the supreme ruler of all celestial bodies in space, the Cosmic Space Monkey. |
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Gandalf40Join Date: 2013-08-20
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I appoint Cruzmaster22 the 2nd in command and treasurer of The Clan of the Cosmic Space Monkey. |
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Good Day everyone. The Cosmic Space Monkey is our Lord and God now, if you do not wish to cherish this freedom or converse with good intentions, then you may be cursed and kicked out. Just saying. |
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I want to be kicked out of life after reading this.
Dont play the game,just die.I just want to see the community die. |
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Very Well, I will let you kick yourself, it is good fortune. |
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Gandalf40Join Date: 2013-08-20
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You heard the man, what he speaks is truth. Rainoks, please write the laws given to you by his exellency the supreme ruler of all celestial bodies in space, the Cosmic Space Monkey. |
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Gandalf40Join Date: 2013-08-20
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Should I add Novawolf55 as the Field Marshal of this group. Cruzmaster22 should I give you the position of general as well as your other titles? |
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rainoksJoin Date: 2010-04-17
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Very well.
Law no 1, THOU SHALL ONLY WORSHIP THE COSMIC SPACE MONKEY.
Law no 2, THOU SHALL KILL INFIDELS WHEREVER YOU FIND THEM.
Law no 3, THOU SHALL NOT DISRESPECT OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR IN ANY WAY.
Law no 4, THOU MUST SACRIFICE VIRGINS TO THE SPACE GOD TO KEEP HIM STRONG.
Law no 5, THOU SHALL MARRY YOUR SISTER TO HONOUR YOUR GOD. |
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It would be a pleasure.
Novawolf55 may be traitorous, there have been rumours, but the decision is up to you.
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Gandalf40Join Date: 2013-08-20
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...sorry..ummm can you remove the stuff about killing and replace it with giving offerings of percussion instruments, he prefers those. |
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Members of the Cosmic Space Monkey Clan, rainoks the high monk of his greatness the Cosmic Space monkey, has spoken. |
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Gandalf40Join Date: 2013-08-20
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Yeah and the stuff about marrying sisters is replaced with every Thursday you must praise him by writing a song about him. |
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Gandalf40Join Date: 2013-08-20
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Other than that it is fantastic. |
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rainoksJoin Date: 2010-04-17
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WHAT IS THIS? YOU DARE QUESTION ME? I AM THE VERY REPRESENTATION OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR. MY WORDS ARE NOT MINE, BUT HIS. IF YOU QUESTION ME, YOU QUESTION HIM, AND IF YOU QUESTION HIM THE HOLY KNIGHTS OF OUR LORD WILL HACK YOU DOWN TO PIECES. NOW SILENCE! |
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Gandalf40Join Date: 2013-08-20
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I also give rainoks full command over our fruit supplies, he may do as he pleases with our fruit and other delectables. |
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rainoksJoin Date: 2010-04-17
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Very good. Our lord and saviour demands that we show our devotion, so we shall sacrifice the fruit to him. He will be pleased. |
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Gandalf40, you are not questioning our lord and saviour, are you?
But the Fruit Decision is but a wise choice. |
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Gandalf40Join Date: 2013-08-20
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The decision is made, Novawolf55 is now the field marshal. Now that the ranks have been decided, what shall we do his honour to further The Clan Of The Cosmic Space Monkey |
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