First off, I shall start off with an apology.
I am a semi-well known criminal and I am extremely sorry for my immaturity and previous actions. I wanted to have some fun but I'm ready to get serious.
From here on out, my immaturity will end and I will treat everyone with the respect they deserve. I am ex-Deputy Director of Secret Service, I have extensive knowledge of United States history, particularly Congress, and are quite the fair person. I do not believe in biased decisions and treatment, and I know how to get the job done. I am also active and productive, and I promise you you an open ear and my time. I have been doing additional research in order to ensure that I can perform this job to the best of my abilities so I can do my best to correctly and efficiently serve this USA. If this USA is a fresh start, why not give me one too? I am organized, smart, and have recommendations from DurIock and Isner. I have been around USA's for a long time and I know what is good and bad about them, adding on to my knowledge of Congress and other branches of the United States. I promise you I will help this USA become more solid than ever, and my time in office will be constructive and effective. I thank you for reading my speech, and hope you vote for me! |