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Visit jesus. Go to the rapture |
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go back in time to about seven or eight months ago. tell that me from about seven or eight months ago to quit chasing after people that don't care about you before you get desperate and try to enter into a romantic relationship with them to make them stay. and that things will be OK a few months later if you do leave them.
would've saved me a lot of grief this year if i'd realised that before it was too late |
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Man wouldn't that be rad
Figure out when the rapture is
Go back in time, meet Jesus
"Hey man see you in -insert amount of time here-"
Go to rapture
"Hey man I'm back" |
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Kill man before it got out of hand
NO RHYME INTENDED |
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Destroy rap music before it can become popular. |
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ConsalJoin Date: 2009-11-01 Post Count: 17884 |
Do the expected (stop h tler, etc, etc)
Then invest in google and become a billionaire. I will then buy out Leichtenstein and claim myself as ruler. |
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i would make copies of my self by travelling seconds into the future |
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travel back in time and either fix my relationship with my ex or go further back and end my life before i met her |
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RoxProoxJoin Date: 2011-08-06 Post Count: 2701 |
Go back in time and tell myself to learn three instruments, then go back in time and get three other VelociraptorHumanoid's and form a band called
"VelociraptorHumanoid and the VelociraptorHumanoids"
We'd make millions.
VelociraptorHumanoid 1 (Me) would be the singer,
VelociraptorHumanoid 2 (Five years ago) would be the bass,
VelociraptorHumanoid 3 (Four years ago) would be the guitar, and
VelociraptorHumanoid 4 (Three years ago) would be the drums. |
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TakamitsuJoin Date: 2015-07-15 Post Count: 529 |
1.Go back in time and stop myself from getting HOCD
2.As Consal said, invest in google
3.Go back in time just a minute ago and stop myself from slipping and peeing all over my bathroom
4.Don't stop H tler nor 9/11 cause of massive changes it would cause today.
5.Go back in time and stop my dad from smoking before dying of cancer and/or go back in time and tell the dumb doctors they diagnosed him wrong.
Idk i think thats all. |
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travel to the distant future |
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circirakJoin Date: 2014-12-22 Post Count: 15312 |
i would stop some deaths |
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i'd help varg stab euronymous |
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circirakJoin Date: 2014-12-22 Post Count: 15312 |
@Lord
i would've taken varg as a baby and send him to germany.
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I'd use it to solve all the world's mysteries
Like record video footage of the guy who actually shot JFK |
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circirakJoin Date: 2014-12-22 Post Count: 15312 |
@mario
please no
we need mysteries |
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What if I used it to create fake evidence
Show people that my time machine works
Fabricate evidence of Abe Lincoln stealing my machine while I was in his time
Abe Lincoln kills JFK |
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go into the future steal something amazing bring it back to the present and be known as an intelligent guy and get tons of money retiring by the time i'm 22 |
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Tell myself to learn bass in 5th grade alongside guitar. Then gather a guitarist and drummer, and a singer and travel back in time and create every hit song and make millions. |
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If I had a Time Machine, I would make sure 1D never became a band. |
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>Scenario
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6TLWqn82J4
but I'd probably become a pirate |
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go back to the point at which i created the time machine an infinite number of times, mass produce them for zero cost, melt them down into components, sell them, become rich, deposit my money into the bank, go forwards in time to the point at which the bank is about to close, take all of my money back, put it in another bank, go forwards in time to collect, etc., etc., etc. |
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