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the lizard is waiting.
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ZenzziJoin Date: 2009-09-01
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bump of redemption
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bump of salvation
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lionbaitaJoin Date: 2012-09-15
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Do your worst.
My only lords are diesoft and webspace.
"You Are By Far The Dankest Memeing Lion on C&G By Far. You Either Eat Other Animals, Or M8 With Them."~3eh |
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too bad
the incarceration is inside of you.
I'm Bane | The Crimson King |
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i eat lizards...
i have found my dinner for today
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Prepare for the cleansing.
It begins now.
As you appear before a dark room. The light flickers, as if a flashbang went off, you were blinded by a light from the heavens. Our lord jesus christ ascends before you. reacting in dear shock, you fall before the floor. Walking towards you, the lord begins to unzips the jeans. The lizard awaits.
DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE YES OR NO?
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lionbaitaJoin Date: 2012-09-15
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YES
"You Are By Far The Dankest Memeing Lion on C&G By Far. You Either Eat Other Animals, Or M8 With Them."~3eh |
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As the lord walks ever so slowly towards your sinner feet, you beg him to stop his march, he responds with the silence and the look in his eyes. Your body starts to shake and sweat due to the awesome power our lord shows upon you. He kneels and looks directly into your fat eyes. "Too bad, the resurrection is inside you now." Then the lizard appeared before his shocked eyes.
DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE YES OR NO?
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lionbaitaJoin Date: 2012-09-15
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YES
"You Are By Far The Dankest Memeing Lion on C&G By Far. You Either Eat Other Animals, Or M8 With Them."~3eh |
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what if i spilt the holy water
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With every excuse of why he was not ready. Even the excuse of going to work at KTC where he tried so hard on obtaining and the countless other attempts to gain a job for himself. This did not stop the lord approach. "Prepare for redemption" he commanded as he flipped you over to your side and ripped the clothes from your body. "The lizard is ready for the tunnel"
DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE YES OR NO?
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lionbaitaJoin Date: 2012-09-15
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Your bad at your job.
I don't have a JOB. Im the lion king.
I wear no clothes *sigh*
Don't mess up again
YES
"You Are By Far The Dankest Memeing Lion on C&G By Far. You Either Eat Other Animals, Or M8 With Them."~3eh |
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As the lizard appears, the long figure that appeared from our lord jeans soon attacked the mouth. You were soon silence, metaphorically speaking... Our lord soon asks "Do you wish to be forgived" You could not reply due to your sins beginning to be consumed such the tongue of yours was useless to even speak back to our lord. All of those past mistakes, hiding in africa and working at KTC. All of the past sins was being sucked from your scarred body.
DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE YES OR NO?
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lionbaitaJoin Date: 2012-09-15
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YES
I dont have a job nor do I need to hide.
Get your act right.
"You Are By Far The Dankest Memeing Lion on C&G By Far. You Either Eat Other Animals, Or M8 With Them."~3eh |
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Soon you teared up and wish for our lord to stop the cleansing. He reached over and spoke with a soft holy voice. " Your memes are too bad, it has to stop if you wish to be forgived." And thus the tunnel was breached. "Those tears will be silenced in no time." As the lizard moved forward inside your rock solid abs start to press the wall. KTC was only 20 inches from where you stood, you tried to start crowling towards it to find something to boost your energy. But there was no use.
DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE YES OR NO?
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lionbaitaJoin Date: 2012-09-15
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NO
I am done with this lord of yours.
Lord Seviro is a kind lord and he would never ever insult me the great lion king.
You follow a fake.
*Stabs Lizard with sword*
"You Are By Far The Dankest Memeing Lion on C&G By Far. You Either Eat Other Animals, Or M8 With Them."~3eh |
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The contract has been confirmed.
you will now pray towards our lord jesus christ forever more.
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lionbaitaJoin Date: 2012-09-15
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Hmph, I follow and pray to only those who are worth me.
"You Are By Far The Dankest Memeing Lion on C&G By Far. You Either Eat Other Animals, Or M8 With Them."~3eh |
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The contract has been completed,
you have no say in that matter now.
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lionbaitaJoin Date: 2012-09-15
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Oh believe me, There is no force on this earth besides that of lord webspace and lord diesoft that would make me go against my wishes.
"You Are By Far The Dankest Memeing Lion on C&G By Far. You Either Eat Other Animals, Or M8 With Them."~3eh |
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The force is our lord.
no need to subject yourself to denying his holy might and the lizard that hides.
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are you calling him a lizard because he's an unwanted reptile? |
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lionbaitaJoin Date: 2012-09-15
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You go dest!
"You Are By Far The Dankest Memeing Lion on C&G By Far. You Either Eat Other Animals, Or M8 With Them."~3eh |
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