you're not a real sport
"I swear, if something bad happens to my friends, I'll rip every tooth out of that shark and make it into the most beautiful necklace you've ever seen."
"no running"
A pitcher throwing 100 pitches (Sht even 10 if he's throwing gas) is so much harder than catching, fielding, and throwing in the OF. You can make a debate playing CF, but definitely not LF/RF