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Absxlve
#170861118Wednesday, August 12, 2015 5:39 AM GMT

I am the Snowverlord, Danonymous, Prophet of Penguins, also slightly ridiculous. I predicted the end, the Messianic expectation, I tried to amend, the so-called resurrection. I predicted Robloxia's downfall, it is not such a dismal, I predicted our world's end, I can apprehend, that we cannot mend. A king lost to corruption, faced disruption, now we are in a state of mess, is this our true test? There was another saying, that if we stopped praying, depression would occur, and it would recur. This place a wasteland, infested with the bland, invasions of many fandoms, breaks up all our kindoms. The vineyard dead, more could be said, the banana trees black, no longer intact. The animals frowning, snowmen drowning, more men depending, on the fighter's fending. Then there would be a rise, it shall overtake demise, it is almost here, strength equivalent to a bear. The saviour will rid this land of all hostiles, and cleanse the land of all defiles, this is RPF's stand, now go and run that errand. You dumb citrus fruit, Thomas the tank engine doesn't go toot toot, he goes honk honk, now get in my bed and prepare to bonk.
JeffTheSwordShark
#170861255Wednesday, August 12, 2015 5:41 AM GMT

All these prophecies is making me want to write a story
Absxlve
#170861307Wednesday, August 12, 2015 5:41 AM GMT

Confession, I'm not the real oracle, I am the second oracle, damnittt.
winterisnice
#170861519Wednesday, August 12, 2015 5:45 AM GMT

Fake Oracle! Apollo would be disgusted with this blasphemy! How dare you create a fake prophecy! Do you plan to deceive the citizens of RPF!?
Absxlve
#170861669Wednesday, August 12, 2015 5:47 AM GMT

Who are you? I am the real SECOND oracle, I predicted many things, for example, Minty's revival, Blazing's arrival to Bannanachair, me becoming the rap God of RP and C&G.
indyracoon
#170861690Wednesday, August 12, 2015 5:47 AM GMT

what you're a c&g-er TRAITOR BRING THE TORCHES
smarthermione
#170861905Wednesday, August 12, 2015 5:51 AM GMT

Winter, it has been announced that Apollo has gifted Dan with the Prophetic Gift as well as adopting Dan as a new demigod. Dan, I'll PM you some details on that for just in case.
winterisnice
#170861958Wednesday, August 12, 2015 5:52 AM GMT

God Of RP? A C&G like you has no right to ascend. As for me. I am a long lost queen. I dwelled here during the darkest times. When the darkness rose. I am the returning royalty that shall unleash my armies of plants,animals,object upon you. Now fall back into the void of C&G summoned demon.
Absxlve
#170861987Wednesday, August 12, 2015 5:52 AM GMT

IM AN AMBASASADORRS I WANAN MAKE PEES AHHH ITS SO HOT IM MELTING SNOWMAN PUNS ARE SO FUNYN SABAGEHSH STOPPPP I NEVER INTENDED TO INAVDE YOU THIS WAS FIRST FORUM ME COME TOO
indyracoon
#170862020Wednesday, August 12, 2015 5:52 AM GMT

o ok ur ok then
Absxlve
#170862044Wednesday, August 12, 2015 5:53 AM GMT

I'm the RAP GOD OF RP. People are blind.
winterisnice
#170862087Wednesday, August 12, 2015 5:53 AM GMT

You defend him? I would have thought that you had some sense in you. But it seems that you have fallen into his spell. It would seem that Apollo has betrayed me too... No matter.
winterisnice
#170862132Wednesday, August 12, 2015 5:54 AM GMT

As I said. You have no right to ascend.
JeffTheSwordShark
#170862156Wednesday, August 12, 2015 5:54 AM GMT

I used to be in a camp half blood group Did not enjoy I enjoyed the books thought
Absxlve
#172163160Sunday, August 23, 2015 2:21 PM GMT

Bumping for Purring, sorry for my absence, I was watching Boku no Pico, :)

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