so i was at panera bread where i live
(its freaking liberal paradise there lol)
and 5 other girls came up from out the door behind me
they looked like they were eligable to be victims of shrek btw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
and one of them came up to me with a half empty coke and said,
"hey you want this? *plops coke on my lap* thanks!"
i said to my friend when they walked off, "I AIN'T DRINKIN THIS SHT!"
TL;DR: a girl put coke on my lap randomly at panera bread, i shouldnt have to tell you this, why aren't you reading the full thing? you expect this to be as long as a war declaration thread or some sht? great now this aint even a tl;dr anymore, its so fricking long now, bye.
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