kitrainJoin Date: 2013-08-10
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thiss me at rp right now:
I started to prowl the forest looking for prey, finding a fairly plump rabbit nibbling on grass a few meters away. crouching, I get ready to pounce, and spring onto the rabbit, slicing it's neck open, ready for another meal.
This is me a month or so ago
TV NEWS CHANNEL------
"It appears two mysterous figures have been fighting with some type of powers child always have dreamed about. One of them had been able to conquer water, another, ice.
"There fight is still going on, anybody that gets close could die so we evacuated the area"
Wait what? I though when watching the tv.
"They have appeared to be fighting in extreme circumstances and surviving inhuman impacts.
-shows fight-
One of them, obviously a female, had started to fire shards of ice, slicing through the other male's skin, I realized it was the same female from my fight earlier.
The male starts to suffocate the female, encasing her in a ball of water. I immediently Turned off the tv And rushed off to the site. After arriving I realized the male was losing, so to Stop any serious casualties I started to interfear with the fight, causing a blue mask of flames appear on one half of my head, half so I can still see. Before he had been smashed by another block of ice i jumped on her and spew a full blast of fire from my mouth into her head. With her on fire she immediently conquered a stream of ice around her, quenching the flames.
"Oh it's you, you little fire imp" she murmured Awhile being encased in the ice. I had then turned into cerberus once more, and pounced on her awhile charging a ball of plasma. Before I fired she threw me off using the ice she had used to quench the fire, and once again summoned a fleet of ice blocks to crush me. After i fired the ball into a particularly large one going for me, I jumped back up and bite the man like a cat do to it's kittens. Then I ran away, charging my other two heads for any more combat.
Jumping from building to building, I saw the wildly approaching ice near me. I fired one of the balls of plasma I had encased in my left mouth, and destroyed one of the biggest ice chunks approaching. Suddenly turning around i fire a orb into her, successfully killing her as already weakened by the man. She fell into the streets, causing a huge impact hole in the streets. Retreating I would ask the man who he was later. |
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AbsxlveJoin Date: 2012-06-21
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Two words of advice.
English honours. |
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me a month ago:
*several paragraphs describing a girl falling down an abyss and as a result not only she gets injured but her shirt and skirt also tears into nothing so she is nude*
me now:
aha memes are funny
~well im out of ideas, sorry!~ |
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not a month ago actually it was a year ago
~well im out of ideas, sorry!~ |
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AbsxlveJoin Date: 2012-06-21
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Pick,
you didn't need to share that with us,
everyone is too inferior in writing compared to you.
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roquinha9Join Date: 2011-06-10
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I might post a post regarding my writing skills at fighting soon, I am bored anyways. |
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Why does this need to exist |
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"Pick,
you didn't need to share that with us,
everyone is too inferior in writing compared to you."
no
~well im out of ideas, sorry!~ |
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oh yeah
my rp skills were alive for roughly one nanosecond
and then
nope |
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AbsxlveJoin Date: 2012-06-21
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Danonymous puts his four non-thumbed fingers under the length of a wooden table, holding it firmly, he raised it and bashed it ontop of Roq's head. Roq let out a cry of pain as the Snowverlord began to jab and jab his head with a leg of the table. Roq was screaming his head off by now, as Dan raised the table up high once again and slammed the leg down on his temple, causing an internal explosion in which his brain and fixed joints flew everywhere. Danonymous was all bloody, with a horror-movie like psychopathic grin. "I'm not done with you yet, corpse, shark commander, foolish, inanimate rock." the Snowverlord stated, before making a very scary laugh. |
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Maybe those evolution roleplays aren't good for ya.
Poetry is sour... |
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"four non-thumbed fingers "
I'm glad your fingers don't have thumbs
Fingers having fingers would be weird.
Then it would be fingers with fingers with fingers with fingers with fingers with fingers with fingers with fingers with fingers with fingers with fingers with fingers with fingers with fingers with fingers with fingers with fingers with fingers with fingers with fingers with fingers, et cetera |
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roquinha9Join Date: 2011-06-10
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Roq would deliver a kick to Dan's face and fires a RPG-7 bullet at him.
"Don't defy the shark commander, fool." |
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AbsxlveJoin Date: 2012-06-21
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Roq, you're dead, you're bad at fight scenes.
The Snowverlord delivered an explosive spinning heel kick at Purring's head, knocking her hat off as Danonymous sidestepped forwards and did a really powerful check kick at her spot. Purring shrieked and fell down as Danonymous got a piece of Roq's brain, pulled Purring's hair with his other hand and shoved the brain in. Tears were welling in her eyes as she was forced to bite, chew and swallow it. Then, the Snowverlord let go and headed to the kitchen, in which he took out a pack of blue Stilton cheese and headed back to the crying girl, curled up in a ball. The Snowverlord held it at her nose.
"Smell it." he yelled, loud enough to be heard over the now-crying cat-lightning-human hybrid. |
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roquinha9Join Date: 2011-06-10
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You didn't even give me time to react, you are bad at fighting scenes Dan.
Respect for Dan right now 99/100. |
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AbsxlveJoin Date: 2012-06-21
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I'll make you respect me more by finding Ahri rule 34 for you,
now,
I think Spazkidin3d made a video of Ahri giving another Ahri really passionate kisses,
or is that Shadman,
or Egoraptor,
uhhh,
damnit China. |
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roquinha9Join Date: 2011-06-10
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anfuahfafaff.
What you talking about snowman. |
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foIieJoin Date: 2009-10-10
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respect for dan right now 101/100
i only need two more miracles to be a saint - everything i promised everyone i'd be - well i just ain't |
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roquinha9Join Date: 2011-06-10
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Also indeed Damnit China
Respect for Dan right now- 100/100 |
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>Ahri rule 34
thread marked |
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Ahri rule 34
One thing I can only say to this: -lenny face- |
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roquinha9Join Date: 2011-06-10
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Am I missing something?
What is "Ahri rule 34"? |
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thatblazingpony is a horsecucker |
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AbsxlveJoin Date: 2012-06-21
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Purring was bawling her eyes off from the stench of the blue Stilton cheese. Her mouth was filled with chunks of brain and her teeth were red, red with blood. The once calm-minded Snowman made a creepy smile as he noticed a figure behind him. "Dan, right now, I respect you by 101/100." the feminine voice said, touching the corpse of Roq with her foot. It was Englandish. Danonymous stopped the creepy ass Sachiko Shinohara smile as he turned to face Englandish. "Good, because now you'll be the caretaker." he finished, clapping his hand as he found the nearest exit. Purring spoke through broken words; "The mop *hiccup* is in there." she said, pointing at a closed door. |
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