'You may know a lot more about real military strategy than me, but I have a cool trenchcoat and OBC so bow down before me.'
Female HRs:
'A man? You get a demotion! OMG A GIRL JOINED! CONGRATS UR NOW A GENERAL'
Owner:
'You absolute idiot.'
"I've studied the ways of the keyboard and I know how to spell. I am entitled to a promotion, because grammar is the most important thing about being an HR!"
(╥︣﹏᷅╥) Terminated in 2012. Joined in 09. Add 5.5k to my post count (╥︣﹏᷅╥)