vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
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Some nubs were like ' dude I found this cool island place, but the orks are 2 dum to find it ' and you were like nah bruh I'll find it before u do. So you sent all your boats across da ocean and find some islands, but their were like daimons on it who were all pissed and stuff so you sent yo guys to kick some arse.
Arse was kicked island = yours
Troops:
Da Ork Captain Tails: Level 10, knows green magic
10 Orksekers
5 Battle Orks
4 Orkmen
1 Supa Kung-Fu Ork
Navy:
One Wood boat with a cannon that can hold 30 men.
Recruit
Green: 1200
Orksekers: One day some guises were lik ' can we join the army but not do any training. " and you were lik okay. Cost 100 green, 0% chance for magic
Battle Orks: And then you trained some of em anyway! These troops are well trained fighters known for their rage. Costs 150 green, 0% chance for magic
Sneeky Orks: These quiet little bastards are quick and insane and have no brain, they will spy on all ya enemies and sometimes friends. Costs 250 green, 1% chance of magic.
Orkmen: Real menz trained in the art of WAR! They kick ass then ask questions never. Costs 300 green, 0% chance of magic.
Supa Kung-Fu Ork: Haaaa Yaaa! They were trained by Bruce Leeeee.
Shipyard:
Cannon Boat: Shoots gunpowder sets stuff on fire, hahahaha. Costs 300 green
Buildings:
Used for like having stuff dude
Research:
Orks need no knowledge
Religion:
Do Orks have gods?
Location:
Your on a ten enclave island, nine of them are daimon controlled.
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I will make da WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! as my religion. It's the worship of Gork and Mork. |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
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Work and Mork are now worshipped among your Orks.
This is pretty cool. |
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Oi'll build titchly 'lil 'uts for me boyz so oi can kick some gribbly (ork nickname for demon) arse. |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
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You build some huts and your orks are happy, in fact some colonist even show up.
those Daimons are being quiet at the moment but war could happen at anything time |
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I'll look into making some basic ranged weapons, a bow and arrow, or a javelin. I'll also realise the fact that when my teef fall out, the grow back in seconds, so I feel I should make teef my currency. |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
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People dislike green these days it's all about dem teef
You begin to make shortbows in order to snip your enemies
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I make nuk- I mean, I'll get about five d00ds to be shooty boyz. We also needz some of dat WAAAGH! magick, so I is gunna imbue some of mah powa to da biggest baddest orkie. |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
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Shooty boys? What troop are they?
Your Kung-fu Ork gets tons of magic imbued into it. |
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They will be archas. Now, I will tell the demons they are big poopy heads. |
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the demons dont like being called poopy heads doe
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
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Oh yes those Shooty boys.
The Daimons dislike being called poopy heads.
Some wizards show up |
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I'll tell 'em to bugger off. If they don't, ruff 'em up. |
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we daimons r going to eat ur livr u foggot |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
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The wizards are explorers just like you! |
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I'll squint at them, before asking them for money to pass through. |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
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They ignore you and stay in their enclave |
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I'll send their leader a letter saying "u is pillock" |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
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The message will be sent next turn |
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Okay, I'll hire 4 battle orks. Then I'll get some boyz that I can bash the teef out of them to earn more money with a promise of a 25% cut. |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
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Your four troops are here sir
The wizards want a ailliance |
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Send him one hundred messages that tell him: 'ur a propa pillock m8'.
Also, what about the banka boyz? |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
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The bankas are pretty awesome
The messages will be sent back |
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Literally dedicate four random orks to continuously write 'ur a pillock' letters and send them to the pillock wizards.
I'm going to buy 6 shty Orksekers |
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