CypherK2Join Date: 2014-02-27
Post Count: 5520 |
tl;dr: advantages should go to the defenders because it's their base, it's only logical.
lemme go sammyclassicsonicfan
take this as a joke lmao
OKAY, THAT IS IT! THIS IS THE FINAL STRAAAAWW!
I've had it with all you frickin tryhards, and all you frickin locusts, and all you frickin stupid base-builder-fricks! YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT RUINED BASES FOR EVERYONE! Can't you see that?! What the frick are you guys DOING!? Asking for all this fricking garbage? WHY DO WE NEED FAIR SPAWNS? WHY DO WE NEED LABS? WHY DO WE NEED IT?! WHY DO WE NEED ALL THAT?! CAN'T WE HAVE A PROPER BASE, FOR CRYING OUT FRICKING LOUD?! You guys killed how bases should be! All you frickin' FAN FRICKS, and your FRICKING FANTASIES SPEWED OUT AT YOU BY FRICKING POOP MERCHANTS! I'M TIRED OF ALL YOU FRICKS! I'M SO FRICKING MAD, AND I'M...So fricking mad!
I mean, you guys, YOU GUYS, HAVE OFFICIALLY MADE ME LOSE MY MARBLES!! WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST ASK FOR A BASE THAT IS NORMAL?! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE! [Abudder throws a chair against the wall]
I'm sure NO Rocko fan predict- would predict that...the locusts..the locusts would RUIN EVERYTHING! And now I bet by now EV-EVERY BASE WOULD BE NO FUN. With frickin' 100% FAIR SPAWNS! 'cause you FRICKIN' FRICKS just CAN'T EVER BE QUENCHED. YOUR A- YOUR MY LITTLE PONY FANTASIES CAN NEVER BE QUENCHED, CAN THEY? YOU FRICKING FRICKS!
When will you learn, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?! YOU GUYS KEEP ON ASKING FOR A SUPER FAIR AND POINTLESS BASE! AND YOU'RE RUINING THE CLANWORLD, HASN'T IT ALREADY SUFFERED ENOUGH?! AND IT'S STILL SUFFERING! WHAT THE FRICK?! CLANNERS JUST CAN'T HANDLE...BASE WITH RAIDER SPAWN ADVANTAGES, CAN THEY? ALL CAUSE, WE HAVE TO HAVE THINGS EASY! WE HAVE TO HAVE THE BEST BASES TREATED AS THE WORST! WE HAVE TO HAVE...WE HAVE TO HAVE POINTLESS BASES THAT ARE TOO EASY TO WIN AT, DON'T WE?! ANOTHER HALF-ASSED BASE MADE!!! HUUUAAAAAAAGAAAHHHGH!
[incoherent squealing while abudder flails his arms around and jumps up and down]
YOU FRICKIN' FRICKS! I'VE HAD IT, I'VE FRICKIN' HAD IT! YOU GUYS HAVE OFFICIALLY RUINED EVERYTHING! YOU'VE RUINED THE CLAN WORLD, CLANS ARE DYING, CAUSE OF C&G! I WILL FOREVER HATE THE C&G, THEY RUINED EVERYTHING!
[abudder kicks his closet door repeatedly]
RUINED...EVERYTHING!
[Abudder slams a basket against the ground]
I HATE THE C&G. I... HATE THEM!
[Abudder slams the basket against the ground again]
[deep breathing from four minutes of screaming]
Why's the C&G have to BE LIKE THIS? Oh- Why does the C&G have to be so numb-skulled?! Can't you guys FRICKIN' ACCEPT, THAT WE NEED A PROPER BASE?! HOLY FRICKIN' FRICKS!!! HOLY FRICKING FRICKS! Why can't we have LITTLE SPAWN ADVANTAGES, NOTHING TOO EXTREME?! Is that so hard to ask? Why can't we have a sequel to a famous base? Or, uh...a prequel to a famous base?! Or, uh...even a new type of locust base? WHY CAN'T WE HAVE THAT?!
[Abudder kicks closet door again]
WHY DO WE NEED, A SUPER UNFAIR BASE?! WHY DO WE NEED THAT? WHY? TELL ME?
TELLL MEEE! TELLL ME NOWWWWW! [Abudder growls like an animal] CURSE YOU STUPID... FRICKS! You guys RUINED it! You ruined it with your fricking fantasies, your IDEAS. "Oh yeah, let's see. GIVE US more super fairness. GIVE US more unfairness. Give us more bland and humorless bases. THAT'S WHAT BASES ARE ALL ABOUT, HUH?" "RIGHT! RIGHT V O I D CHANNEL, RIGHT! GIVE US... FRICKIN'... MORE LAB CLONES, YEAH, WE NEED MORE OF THOSE!" [Abudder kicks wall] "As if this base wasn't enough, or THAT base! Oh, oh! While you're at it...While you're at it, why not frickin' give us more SUPER FAIR, BLAND BASES?" WE ALL NEED THAT HUH? WE ALL NEED THAT? WE DON'T NEED CLASSIC SATIRE, RIGHT? WRONG!!!
Why do you guys have to ruin it with your fantasies? Why does it have to be like this?! I mean, for MONTHS, I've been giving everyone my ideas of an actual base... in the style of actual bases, which... are personally the BEST BASES, NOT UNFAIR, NOT TOO FAIR! Okay? I mean C&G NEVER ACKNOWLEDGES GOOD BASES, it makes me so mad! I mean, why don't those bases get attention, even Labs does! This makes me so frickin' mad. YOU STUPID... CLANNERS HAD TO RUIN EVERYTHING WITH YOUR STUPID IDEAS! Holy frick! "Oh, give us more Labs! Give us more Kaznan! Give us more washed-up new episodes of Labs! Give us more 8C! 8C revival! Yeah! Give us more trash!" YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY ASKING FOR MORE TRASH! "Oh, frick good bases, give us more Labs!" NOOOOOO!!! YOU FRICKIN' FRICKS! YOU GUYS HAD TO RUIN IT! YOU GUYS HAD TO RUIN IT! WHY? WHY WHY? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS?
[Abudder coughs from screaming] Why does it have to BE LIKE THIS? [Abudder kicks the wall again]
Why... why? WHY? WHY? You- You stupid fans! The C&G is just getting me frickin' WORKED UP! [Abudder kicks the wall yet again]
All 'cause, they can't give us something actually ACCEPTABLE! JUST WHAT THE FRICK, oh what the frick? This makes me so mad! You guys ruined everything with your IDEAS! YOU GUYS ARE FRICKIN' IDIOTS! [Abudder begins stuttering] [Abudder begins throwing various Wii U and other games at his closet door]
WHY'D YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING?! WHY? WHY?! JUST WHY? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS? [Abudder throws some plushies on the ground]
I'm tired of this! I'm tired of this! The CLAN UNIVERSE IS RUINED THANKS TO YOU GUYS! You frickin' fricks! Holy frick, why's it have to be this way? [Abudder growls like an animal again] I HATE THE C&G, CLANS ARE RUINED! WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS LAUNCH A REBUTTAL AGAINST UNFAIRNESS, TO HELP US BRING BACK THE TRUE CLASSICS? WHY'S IT HAVE TO BE THIS HARD?!
[Abudder stomps his foot]
You... frickin'...FRIIIICKS! [Abudder throws one last plushie at the ground]
Frickin... Fricks! Frickin... FRICKS! [Abudder hits his pillow repeatedly, then knocks over his camera with it]
[Scene cuts to vaktovian art with Abudder's voice in the background]
AND LIKE I WAS SAYING EARLIER, C&G NEVER ACKNOWLEDGES GOOD! WHAT THE FRICK? WHY CAN'T THEY EVER FRICKIN' ACKNOWLEDGE THOSE GOOD BASES? THEY NEVER FRICKIN' GIVE IT THE LOVE IT DESERVES!
[video ends with more screaming]
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