Yeah...you wanted to learn how to be a evil mastermind well sir/ma'am youve came to the right forum! MWAHAHAHA *cough* crap asthma (I actually have astma) but anyways here are the steps.
1st!-You must have an Evil Theme..EX."One Winged Angel"
2nd!-THIS is important! Steal candy from a baby...So when you say "This is easier than stealing candy from a baby" You will actuall be able to prove it.
3rd!- Never listen to Doofenschmurg or however you say on Phineas and Ferb
4th!- You must have a secret layer with high tech devices!
5th!- In your secret layer you must have a GIGANTIC BLACK SPINNY CHAIR (Why spinny? Because when your done doing something evil you can hop in that chair and spin until your Mom calls you down for dinner!)
6th!- Dont be stupid and say "Im going to destroy the world!" Because idiot if you destroy the world you'll die with it...
7th!- AND THE FINAL ONE TO STOP BEING EVIL IS!!!!*Drum Roll* Rent Bambi and dont cry when Bambi's Mom gets shot Laugh LAUGH LAUGH LIKE A MANIAC that will actually be practice for your evil laugh..
Well those are the steps to becoming evil MWAHAHA |