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Komnenos
#172468851Wednesday, August 26, 2015 7:00 PM GMT

Nobody can Stump the Trump The media can try to put him into a Slump, but they flump, and only Pump the Trump Discuss
riav
#172468897Wednesday, August 26, 2015 7:00 PM GMT

then he loses and everyone re thinks life =-Sir Kalris Aleoth of The Grand Imperium=-
BuildingBrandon
#172469084Wednesday, August 26, 2015 7:03 PM GMT

I Support Trump May He Lead Us Into The Holy Path God Is Great Brother Support Trump
Komnenos
#172469239Wednesday, August 26, 2015 7:05 PM GMT

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump This guy is 10/10. I don't even care about his policy as I'd take him any day over Jeb Bush or Hillary Clinton. I want to have someone who tells these emotional hipsters to stop whining in front of his desk
BuildingBrandon
#172469301Wednesday, August 26, 2015 7:06 PM GMT

Indeed Brother People often ask me what it means to be an American. I tell 'em it's triumph. Triumph. Triumph when we nuke our enemies. Triumph when our flag flutters in the wind on the moon. Triumph when we peer down from the moon and laugh heartily at Russia. Triumph when we depose one dictator after another. Triumph when we break into the homes of terr0rist king-pins on the other side of Earth and shred em'. Triumph when we use flying robots to bomb other terr0rists in Afghanistan. Triumph when we were the main reason the Germans were defeated in WWII. Triumph when we freed Europe twice. Triumph. Triumph. Triumph. But it's not just the the big things, see? It's the way I can set up lawn chairs at my friends house on the Texas Rio Grande and share a toast to freedom while watching Mexicans charge into gunfir3 to enter my country. It's the way an Italian cabbie sits up straight and floors the gas when he hears my accent. It's the way a French waiter hangs his head when I refuse the wine and ask for Coke instead, in English knowing full well he understands me (and that they have it). The way an Aussie blushes and leans into the - next to me in the bathroom, or the scowl that meets my smirk when I tip an English waiter in US dollars covered with Washington's face. The way small mobs of Canadian school children follow me from a distance to see what a free man looks like, or how heads timidly rise and women gather when my accent stops the music in the clubs of Amsterdam. Triumph. Every bit of it, triumph. That's what it means to be an American.
Komnenos
#172483923Wednesday, August 26, 2015 10:10 PM GMT

The Five Stages of Trump Denial - "Trump is just a meme candidate. No one would seriously vote for him. It's just a publicity stunt!" Anger - "What the heck, how can anyone be stupid enough to vote for a bigoted bully with bad hair like Trump!? He's making a mockery of our political system! Bargaining - "H-He's actually a Democrat in disguise. He's running to discredit the Republicans and guarantee that Hillary wins..." Depression - "I can't believe that America would seriously elect Donald Trump for president. It's game over, man. I'm moving to Canada. America is finished." Acceptance - "What do you mean, I'm hired? Even with my useless degree and complete lack of work experience, you say that you can't fill positions fast enough to keep up with the economic boom under President Trump? Well, I guess America isn't doomed, but he still has a stupid haircut! Arousal (Liberal Bonus Stage) - "YES GOD YES FILL ME WITH YOUR ENORMOUS PATRIARCHAL ESSENCE YOU ARROGANT WHITE ALPHA MALE! I'M COMING EVEN FASTER THAN OUR JOBS BACK FROM OVERSEAS!!"

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