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LordIntense
#177487625Wednesday, November 04, 2015 9:04 PM GMT

Our thoughts come together to give us perspectives and attitudes through which we define and relate to the world around us. Arguably, nothing will hinder you in life as severely as a bad attitude. We have the privilege of choosing our thoughts, helping create our attitudes; an emotional influence independent of the circumstance. We do not have to think every thought that falls into our minds, we also can think things deliberately. It was roughly 5:00 EST - 10:00 GMT, I was at Coventry doing my casual patrol. Something felt different, it was as if the air was trying to choke me. The birds that normally chirped stood still like statues. I knew something wasn't right... I really don't want to say this, and it truly pains me to be writing this. It is easy to take what we have at face value: to take our subjective view and assume it is the best view. We can adjust our thinking, and form a new attitude. It is easy and comfortable to stay stuck in old patterns and old ways of thinking. We can choose to feed the thoughts that irritate us, or make us miserable, or we can feed the thoughts that uplift us and make us feel good about life and ourselves: it will have an impact on how we feel overall. I, Undecrypted have witnessed horrific things. But nothing is as horrific as what I'm about to tell you. LordIntense, Warmaster of RAA isn't who you think he is. I learnt the hard way, LordIntense isn't the man he claims to be. LordIntense lied to me, and I am here to protect you! LordIntense is actually Bob Ross. Yes, many of you may be shocked. But I must now disappear before he comes and finds me......
nowihaveyou
#177487672Wednesday, November 04, 2015 9:05 PM GMT

Hi, I see you're using some of the memes I've created. Let me tell you about myself, the original author of these comedy masterpieces. I am one of the top memesters on the entire Intertubes, and I get my memes trending almost every day, and most of the times they receive several thousand likes. You've probably never heard of me, but that's understandable, because you only see the meme, and not past it. Let me enlighten you on the deeper meanings of these mee mees; memes don't just "pop up". They get created by me. People like to think that they come from all over the world, but I know for a fact that it's mostly just a few big players creating the majority of funny memes, and I'm the biggest player of them all. I'm active on roblox, runescape, clubpenguin and many more places that you probably have never even heard of. I have given up my high-school career to focus entirely on memes and the riveting tales of derpina and le trolldad. I do this to enrich culture past levels nobody ever even dared to dream of. I am the Mozart, the Shakespeare, yes, the Leonardo Picasso of internet culture. I am the Alpha and the OMFeGa. I don't want to trout my own horn, but those memes you see on your favourite entertainment feed? They're all just echoes of my creativity. In the time you've spent reading this, I've probably already created at least two more memes that will get over nine thousand favs. So the next time you use one of my memes, or upboat a post, please stop for a moment and think of the sacrifices I've made to bring this advice animal to you.
powerclimber
#177487745Wednesday, November 04, 2015 9:07 PM GMT

You again.. Didn't you learn from last time I verbally annihilated you? I've had enough of your crap and so have my homies from the anonymous krew, people like you make me sick and you're going to learn you can't others like this without repercussions. Firstly I'm setting up my hacking program that will turn your firewall in to a waterwall then we will sail straight in to your computer and drop the mother frikin anchor straight over the off button, you won't be able to escape this takeover just like Jay-Z couldn't. Soon you will have 99 problems, then you can multiple that by 9 for a total of 891, that's right scrub I'm educated in maths, I went to Harvard with that girl that you've got a crush on. She was on her knees sucking my d while I was filling in an essay about Ishango Bone, do you even know who that is bro? No, you don't. People like you don't deserve to breath the same air as my pet King Cobra, though he lives 10x better than you ever will, while you're chucking milk and bread down your throat, my cobra is eating fully grown cows for breakfast lunch and dinner, professionally cooked by hand picked chefs flown in across the world. I'll give you one last chance, if I ever see you post on this website again then I'm going to make you regret it. "A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often."
Hl_Lo
#177487826Wednesday, November 04, 2015 9:09 PM GMT

I really got stuck in a pickle. One side of me was saying "Stay in RAT!" while the other was saying "No! Join HIVE! They're better!". I really didn't know what to do so I just left RAT and I just decided to pretend nothing happened. But it haunts me everyday. However(call me an idiot if you want to), I have to somewhat blame ISOLAYTOR because HE was the one who said we should leave RAT for HIVE in the first place. He wants numbers. He knows his group is dying in members. So he wants to get them back. Spread it like Peanut Butter Jelly. Do it like I owe you some moneh. Spread it like.....
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#177487846Wednesday, November 04, 2015 9:09 PM GMT

Before OP posts this, he licks clean the final remnants of the Spicy Nacho Dorito flavoring from his fingertips and adjusts his fedora to the proper smug angle. As the unionized factory of his mind nimbly constructs a logically coherent argument, a bulwark of reason, his fingers, poised along the home row of keys, begin to type. As the words begin to appear on the screen of his MacBook Air he wipes the sweat from his brow, a result of the arduous task of a day of rationalization and takes a generous swig of Code Red Mountain Dew. As OP nears the completion of his assertion and he types his final conclusion, he hovers his mouse cursor over the submit button. With his left hand he strokes the bristly stubble of his beard while he contemplates the significance of his post. He knows before he submits that his remarks may offend several, possibly even dozens of ignorant, narrow-minded, superstitious fundamentalists. Fully weighing the possible consequences of his actions, OP bravely clicks submit. Upon his submission, he closes his eyes and gently chuckles to himself. He then becomes overwhelmed by a blissful wave of euphoria, OP is aware of all that is, was, or will be. Everything becomes clear to him, so simple yet elegant. When he opens his eyes he stares into the vastness of space, at all the primordial nebulae and all of the stars in the cosmos. He then stares into the dark abyss, the emptiness of the furthest reaches of the universe and asks aloud "Is anyone there?” However the only answer he receives is the silence of the void. OP smirks and muses to himself “I thought so” as he has a hearty laugh. OP awakes from his vision and glances at his computer screen with a smile still across his face.
PH4NT0MH1V3
#177487896Wednesday, November 04, 2015 9:11 PM GMT

Attention, FEAR! If you were just at my training, you must of thought it was horrible. Well, let me tell you something... THIS IS MY FIRST TRAINING AND YOU BREAK ME DOWN TO TEARS SAYING MY TRAINING WAS TERRIBLE. YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T ASK TO BE HERE. I CAME HERE LOOKING FOR A LIVING AND MOVING ON. BUT, NO... ALL OF YOU BERATE ME.... EVIL PEOPLE. YOU BULLY ME ONLINE BECAUSE I DID ONE THING WRONG. ONE THING. DON'T EVER COME INTO MY TRAINING AND TELL ME HOW BAD I AM. BECAUSE: Putting Someone Down Will Never Help You Reach The Top. Thank you all for who liked it. And some of you, Yes, I'm talking to you IIDarkBlox are just plain asses. So, please... TAKE IT INTO CONSIDERATION AND THINK WHAT WOULD HAPPENED IF I CAME INTO YOUR TRAINING AND MADE YOU CRY TO TEARS...... THINK ABOUT IT. When people hurt you over and over, think of them like sand paper. They may scratch and hurt you a bit, but in the end, you end up polished and they end up useless... DON'T READ UNLESS YOU ARE FEAR. IF YOU COME AND BERATE ME, I WILL REPORT YOU.
Reversonal
#177487990Wednesday, November 04, 2015 9:13 PM GMT

Im dying LOL
LordIntense
#177488096Wednesday, November 04, 2015 9:16 PM GMT

okay i guess are we gonna add dank memes here now
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#177488099Wednesday, November 04, 2015 9:16 PM GMT

Hello RSF, I am sad to announce that I am leaving RSF. There's just too much going on, that is hard to explain/understand. I'll miss a lot of my friends, but I think it's for the best. I'd like to thank some of the members that stuck with me through thick and thin with RSF, and have made my time in RSF, the best it could be. Reggected- You were the one to get me to join RSF, and you were the one that led me into a HR position. Thank you, and I know we had some feuds in the past, but I'm glad we're friends again. 123canon- You were with me since the beginning of my career as a HR. We've been best friends ever since, you're an amazing person, and you're just always so optimistic, smile more bro. :) fearthespear56- You're a great SFer, and I'm glad I've met you. Good luck in your RSF career. gege9876543210- YOU'RE MY BAE AND ILY <3 Blizzardous- You helped me through tough times. You know why I'm resigning. Thank you for helping me. :) fredasaurous- You seriously always make me laugh, you're so funny, and such a nice guy, always a dino, forever a dino. <3 Abril- You're my bff, we talk all the time on kik, and our talks are always hilarious. I'll miss you so much! IArlongI- At first, you use to scare me. I thought you hated me, but you turned out to be a really really awesome guy. And I'd like some EMPs please. Thanks. <3 Fruitbox- Bye Felicia <3 I'm leaving RSF for good. (Or at least I think I am..) I'm probably never coming back. But I'll always be friends with the ones within RSF, no matter what. You're all great people, and thank you all for making this the best group I've been in thus far. I love you all!!!
LordIntense
#177488146Wednesday, November 04, 2015 9:17 PM GMT

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PH4NT0MH1V3
#177488217Wednesday, November 04, 2015 9:18 PM GMT

!!LONG POST AHEAD. If you don't read it, don't post. This is a thread designed for intelligent discussion, not trying to buff your pointless little post count with unfunny jokes like "tl;dr". Such posts will be reported for spam!! So today I decided to raid a base of which I will not name that is commonly dubbed "fair". Because of the rise of whiners, entitlement and poor sportsmanship in the clan world, many leaders are being forced to make their bases "fair" (what an awful term. I'd prefer balanced but the common jargon says otherwise..) or else be subjected to said previously mentioned entitled whining. Raiding the base, I took over and was completely and totally bored. What most whiners don't get today is that winning a raid back in the day meant something. If you could take down those idiots with the carbines spawnkilling when you had a knife and you earned the carbines, you EARNED the carbines. Raiding an unfair base keeps you on your toes. You know losing the base would cause a major setback because you're back to square one. Death in a fair base? Boo-Hoo. You never earned anything for owning the base, so who cares? That's not to say fair bases shouldn't exist. Some people enjoy this different system.. this entire post is directed at the people that feel that EVERYONE should make their bases ALL to the current standard. I'll give you an example of my raiding at VAK SMO today: -We kill people with assault rifles -woo we have the base, too bad having it means nothing really -oh no, I've been killed. Not like I lost anything. And one year ago during our x-101st Groundbase Franneh Raid: -We are getting spawnkilled. We have weak pistols. -Spawnkillers stop to type, we act. We stack and run. We're all gunned down except for my friend who hid behind the fort. -Spawnkillers return to spawnkilling. Secretly, my friend is getting carbines. -OUT OF NOWHERE MY FRIEND GUNS DOWN THE SPAWNKILLERS -RAT Rushes in, takes the guns and contains control. -We lose half our men due to a guarding failure. No fear, we fixed it (but it was an intense battle) -After being on our toes for nearly 5 hours, RAT won. http://www.roblox.com/We-took-over-Fort-Franneh-item?id=29735379 In these days, people didn't rely on technicalities for their wins. They didn't try to resort to text and rules to justify why they win. They knew the true definition of victory - despite abuse, cheap tactics or underhanded tricks, they prevailed. What I'm trying to get to you is simple- Stop complaining. Making an excuse, resorting to pulling out that rulebook, insulting how "fair" a base is.. it's not victory. It's pathetic, it's childish, and it's the reason why this is all going downhill. While I may be looking through rose tinted glasses, I've tried my hardest to look at facts and common human behavior.. common ideals and beliefs outside this silly game as well. Earn your victories - don't whine over them. Because in the end, putting all opinion aside and looking at pure fact: If this pattern continues, Victory will mean absolutely nothing. -CT
Hl_Lo
#177488240Wednesday, November 04, 2015 9:19 PM GMT

I am a proud member of FEAR, if you may notice the uniform, and I have noticed you've put FEAR on the list of your "conquest". Well, I just want to let you know that after we're done with you, you'll regret going to war with Venezia. We have the best defenses in ROBLOX, high-quality training, and a proud Commander. And what do you have? Defenses that use op'd weapons, terrible trainers, and a suck-up excuse for an Emperor. We also actually try to PROTECT our nation in Venezia. I bet you don't give one #### about your nation in Vaktovia. Your only purpose is to conquer groups. However, we don't fight to win, we fight to protect. So we have a WAY better nation then you, because we actually DEFEND it. You just conquer other nations. So starting a war with us will just lead to you having your Vaktovian robot suits crushed with all of their wires left out. And it will all be left by a superior clan known as The First Encounter Assault Recon. HAIL VENEZIA! Spread it like Peanut Butter Jelly. Do it like I owe you some moneh. Spread it like.....
LordIntense
#177488324Wednesday, November 04, 2015 9:20 PM GMT

From my point of view, this post was an absolute waste of time, space, energy, effort, brainpower, and strength. I think in my attempt to read your enormous word wall, I may have blacked out. I still am trying to read the first few lines, and every time I do, I repeat fainting because of how boring, dull, and unorganized you have sorted these words in which you have typed upon your computer. You have wasted so much time of your life typing that giant mass of words, you could've went outside and played with a ball, so that you could maybe get some actual physical exercise, but instead you decided to mindlessly type up a word wall with no clear point to it. You could've at least made a paragraph indentation for each couple thousand lines, so that we could take a break from reading it and get back to our lives, only to read the same, boring, massive storm of words that you shoved down our throats, and stuffed into our brains. Maybe if you had considered this before, you would have never poisoned the thousands of brains of readers, and you would've never caused so much trauma. I have never seen such a stupid wall of words in my entire life, because maybe instead of committing this horrible crime you could've done something valuable with your life. Because of you, many people are sick, lying in bed with a terrible headache because of all of these words floating on the page in one, gigantic bubble of boring. Maybe others think different, but from my point of view, this post was an absolute waste of time, space, energy, effort, brainpower, and strength. I think in my attempt to read your enormous word wall, I may have blacked out. I still am trying to read the first few lines, and every time I do, I repeat fainting because of how boring, dull, and unorganized you have sorted these words in which you have typed upon your computer. You have wasted so much time of your life typing that giant mass of words, you could've went outside and played with a ball, so that you could maybe get some actual physical exercise, but instead you decided to mindlessly type up a word wall with no clear point to it. You could've at least made a paragraph indentation for each couple thousand lines, so that we could take a break from reading it and get back to our lives, only to read the same, boring, massive storm of words that you shoved down our throats, and stuffed into our brains. Maybe if you had considered this before, you would have never poisoned the thousands of brains of readers, and you would've never caused so much trauma. I have never seen such a stupid wall of words in my entire life, because maybe instead of committing this horrible crime you could've done something valuable with your life. Because of you, many people are sick, lying in bed with a terrible headache because of all of these words floating on the page in one, gigantic bubble of boring. Maybe others think different, but from my point of view, this post was an absolute waste of time, space, energy, effort, brainpower, and strength. I think in my attempt to read your enormous word wall, I may have blacked out. I still am trying to read the first few lines, and every time I do, I repeat fainting because of how boring, dull, and unorganized you have sorted these words in which you have typed upon your computer. You have wasted so much time of your life typing that giant mass of words, you could've went outside and played with a ball, so that you could maybe get some actual physical exercise, but instead you decided to mindlessly type up a word wall with no clear point to it. You could've at least made a paragraph indentation for each couple thousand lines, so that we could take a break from reading it and get back to our lives, only to read the same, boring, massive storm of words that you shoved down our throats, and stuffed into our brains. Maybe if you had considered this before, you would have never poisoned the thousands of brains of readers, and you would've never caused so much trauma. I have never seen such a stupid wall of words in my entire life, because maybe instead of committing this horrible crime you could've done something valuable with your life. Because of you, many people are sick, lying in bed with a terrible headache because of all of these words floating on the page in one, gigantic bubble of boring. Maybe others think different, but from my point of view, this post was an absolute waste of time, space, energy, effort, brainpower, and strength. I think in my attempt to read your enormous word wall, I may have blacked out. I still am trying to read the first few lines, and every time I do, I repeat fainting because of how boring, dull, and unorganized you have sorted these words in which you have typed upon your computer. You have wasted so much time of your life typing that giant mass of words, you could've went outside and played with a ball, so that you could maybe get some actual physical exercise, but instead you decided to mindlessly type up a word wall with no clear point to it. You could've at least made a paragraph indentation for each couple thousand lines, so that we could take a break from reading it and get back to our lives, only to read the same, boring, massive storm of words that you shoved down our throats, and stuffed into our brains. Maybe if you had considered this before, you would have never poisoned the thousands of brains of readers, and you would've never caused so much trauma. I have never seen such a stupid wall of words in my entire life, because maybe instead of committing this horrible crime you could've done something valuable with your life. Because of you, many people are sick, lying in bed with a terrible headache because of all of these words floating on the page in one, gigantic bubble of boring...
PH4NT0MH1V3
#177488361Wednesday, November 04, 2015 9:21 PM GMT

damn it lord I was gonna use that REALLY ROUGH NOT FINAL AND WHAT NOT BUT I'VE QUIT THIS GAME SO I'LL NEVER FINISH THIS SO YEAH ENJOY I have been planning to write the following thread since the middle of July. It is my ultimate perspective on the clan world and the issues that have caused it to deteriorate. Though it is incredibly likely that this thread will not actually help the clan world seeing as we are lazy, lazy teenagers who would rather be ignorant to the cancers to the clan world, I may as well ‘expose’ the issues that need to be fixed. First, allow me to comment on a few things that people commonly misconceive about the clan world’s deteriorating state. The many calls for immediate action to help the clan world is not veterans being nostalgic and us growing old. Clans are truly changing. Note how I said changing instead of evolving. The only area clans are evolving in is technology. And that only goes for very few compared to the rest of clans, as they rely on RCL guns as crutches to quality as ‘original tech.’ If the clan world did not get RCL, we would have not came across the cancers of the negative stereotype ‘RCLer,’ the increased popularity of final battles back in 2013 (which we thankfully resolved as a community to never use again after the TD v UAF final battle), and creating a disgusting eSport for our community that is, ultimately, cringy as hell. If we did not get RCL, clans would be forced to innovate their own tech, or edit other clans’ tech, which would today, make them a laughingstock. But back then that’s all you could do: edit other clans’ scripts, or get people to /learn how to script/ to make your own so your clan doesn’t seem half-assed. Back then you were actually MOTIVATED on how to script. Our lack of a standard gun script PUSHED US to learn how we can better the clans we inhabit. But thanks to that generation dying off, we do not have people willing to learn to make their own stuff anymore. Nowadays clans have become desperate to find developers in order to even get their clans OPEN. This increase of laziness actually benefits the veterans though, seeing as you have to pay developers to work for you. Usually it is just one, seeing as that generation is dying off (compared to back in the day when you’d have an entire development team for one project/place). More and more of that innovative generation are leaving clans, as they look at its current condition and just say ‘oh well we tried,’ or have just quit ROBLOX in general. The common stupidity of the clan world has always been there, and always will be. Yes, as we grow older we look down upon this, but back in the day I’m sure we can all agree that we acted pretty stupid on this site. I am referring to the idiocy of people that are classified as ‘noobs,’ or even people who are just damn annoying in general, like Lazia, MapleHash, and others. Side note: I would also like to add that defeated lists do not affect the clan world’s current status. The people on your defeated list are like trophies that you have brought for your group. *cough* Sancu *cough* Now let’s get to the part that’s mandatory to discuss. War. War has never been fully enjoyable on this site, nor will it ever be. However the fun in war has dwindled due to the echoes of the unfortunately BS’d TGI-VAK war, a war that the clan world wanted to see for over a year. The echoes of this war have been felt by each and every clan. Due to VAK’s notoriety in this war to refuse to defend their base or BS their way to do so, more and more clans decided to do this in order to avoid a loss. But VAK is not the only one to blame for the loss of enjoyable wars: WIJ and RAT are too. Though they have not currently done this, WIJ and RAT were known in the past to decline wars that would have actually been fun for both sides. I would explain this entirely, but I’m sure Synoan/Sasook has a thread for it, seeing as this is where I got this from. He actually has a point on it. We can also blame anyone who complains about allies for the lack of RO-Wars. The last RO-War, period, was UN (JC) v GSC. Roughly 6 months before that was the Axis v Allies war, and if I’m not mistaken, roughly 6 months before that was another RO-War. This theoretical 6 month cycle was cycling its gears into the CoS v Unity war, which would have been the best war to be in if ToberDam did not put his pride before fun. I’m already aware ToberDam gets enough hate for his laughable actions concerning his cringeworthy speech and his reign being the start of TGI’s dark age, but he is ultimately responsible for ruining the RO-War cycle. The CoS v Unity war did happen, but it was pretty much UAF versus VAK suckups back then. FC dropped out because TGI robbed them of their VAK war, WIJ dropped out because they didn’t want to fight a bunch of weaklings. That’s right, WIJ, UAF, TGI, and FC ganged up on VAK to put an end to them once and for all, yet ToberDam wanted the war to be seen as VAK versus TGI (a lot of the HICOM agreed as well, but they did not have in mind of ruining our alliance). It took Smog879 (back then Vatreus) a /lot/ of time to convince everyone for the war, and ToberDam decided to be the idiot he was, and ruined what could’ve been the greatest RO-War to date. Thanks, Tober! While ToberDam is indeed the one to blame for ruining the RO-War cycle, anyone who bashes people for having their allies help them in their war can be blamed as well. You are the echo of ToberDam’s asinine prideful behavior, and need to get your head out of your ass. I actually tried to bring a mini RO-War for the clan world, as well as a warm-up for my planned RO-War. Yet, many of you carry the same idiocy ToberDam had, and bashed me for trying to create something that hasn’t been done in a long time. As long as this sub-forum is pro-don’t-use-allies, you can expect the clan world to drop further into the abyss of one-on-one wars that forbid allies and rid them of their purpose. Let’s get to war terms. War terms are the newest cancer to the clan world that I have come to realize. You should not have to create a contract to go to war. Simply declare war on a clan, put your foot down and demand reasonable goals for the war, and declare that admin abuse, exploiting, and autowins are intolerable. While I am on the topic of autowins, let me clarify something. Around 80% of the time, wars are ‘autowinned.’ But half of the time when an automatic victory is declared, this sub-forum will back up the side that is clearly the victor in terms of raid score (assuming they did not pull any BS in the war). This game does not have a set victory system by administration, so honestly it doesn’t matter if you claim autowins for a war as long as they’re justified. If you have evidence that you clearly won the war in terms of score (unless you pulled some bullcrap like updating your base to defender advantage), the enemy’s will to fight is disintegrating or completely dead, then you are the obvious winner. Unfortunately a lot of people will disagree with me on this, seeing as they are too oblivious to remember or realize the amount of wars that have been ended by one-sided victory declaration. There is nothing wrong with losing a war though, lol. Clans are too proud nowadays and want to focus on keeping their victory streak up rather than focusing on what this game is about: having fun. If both of your clans are equally active, then war eachother (unless you have a reason like you’re in overhaul reforms like TGI or you are in-dev). I postponed ORKz’ and RAA’s declaration because TSD was not active enough to fight them and it would not be an enjoyable war for either side due to that factor. They were also apart of my RO-War attempt that I was planning, but oh well :(. Anyways, clans need to focus on having fun rather than worrying about what this sub-forum has to say about it. This sub-forum is filled to the brim with idiocy and inexperience. Unfortunately though this also serves as a relay for people who know what they’re talking about to communicate. This brings me to my next point. This sub-forum is so damn cancerous, that people will try and use it to make people hate the clan they are targeting in their post. Posting to ‘defend your base’ rather than being logical and PMing a high rank in the group you’re trying to raid, for example (or better yet following them if they are in-game). People use this sub-forum for more harm than good. Everyone is out to get one another so that they can gain more members and get more members to leave the clan they are trying to attack. Unlike everything else here, this is not able to be resolved, ever. OTHER PARTS I PLANNED ON WRITING ABOUT Defending while raiding Refusing to defend Outnumbering at a raid Raid limits Admin at bases and rules Arguing on the forums
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#177488378Wednesday, November 04, 2015 9:21 PM GMT

From my point of view, this post was an absolute waste of time, space, energy, effort, brainpower, and strength. I think in my attempt to read your enormous word wall, I may have blacked out. I still am trying to read the first few lines, and every time I do, I repeat fainting because of how boring, dull, and unorganized you have sorted these words in which you have typed upon your computer. You have wasted so much time of your life typing that giant mass of words, you could've went outside and played with a ball, so that you could maybe get some actual physical exercise, but instead you decided to mindlessly type up a word wall with no clear point to it. You could've at least made a paragraph indentation for each couple thousand lines, so that we could take a break from reading it and get back to our lives, only to read the same, boring, massive storm of words that you shoved down our throats, and stuffed into our brains. Maybe if you had considered this before, you would have never poisoned the thousands of brains of readers, and you would've never caused so much trauma. I have never seen such a stupid wall of words in my entire life, because maybe instead of committing this horrible crime you could've done something valuable with your life. Because of you, many people are sick, lying in bed with a terrible headache because of all of these words floating on the page in one, gigantic bubble of boring.
t_oast
#177488383Wednesday, November 04, 2015 9:21 PM GMT

• DivineImperium • Office of the Director of National Intelligence • Cryptq • Allen C. Billiot Chief of Staff TO: Executive Branch of the United States FROM: Office of the Director of National Intelligence DATE: November 3rd, 2015 SUBJECT: National Security Act of 2015 TOPIC: National Security Act of 2015 I. PURPOSE (a) to promote the national security by providing for a Department of Defense; for a National Military Establishment; for a Department of the Army, a Department of the Navy, and a Department of the Air Force; and for the coordination of the activities of the National Military Establishment with other departments and agencies of the Government concerned with national security. (b) this bill prescribes authorities, functions, and responsibilities of the Intelligence Community as well as the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (IC)(ODNI) (c) in order to update the responsibilities, functions, relationships, and authorities of the Intelligence Community (IC). (d) be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled. II. APPLICABILITY (a) this bill applies to the Office of the Secretary of Defense (OSD), the Military Departments, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the Combatant Commands, the Office of the Inspector General of the Department of Defense (IG, DoD), the Defense Agencies, the DoD Field Activities, and all other organizational entities within the Department of Defense (hereafter referred to collectively as "the DoD Components”). (b) this bill applies to the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI), the intelligence agencies, and intelligence subcomponents, and all other organizational entities within the Intelligence Community (hereafter referred to collectively as “the IC Components”). (c) this bill applies to all entities of the United States executive branch. III. NATIONAL SECURITY COUNCIL (a) there is hereby re-established a council to be known as the National Security Council (hereinafter in this section referred to as the “Council”) pertaining to the United States National Security Council Bill. IV. INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY (a) there is hereby re-established the Intelligence Community (hereinafter in this section referred to as the “IC”). (b) the IC shall be led by the Director of National Intelligence who is a member of the cabinet and serves at the pleasure of the President with consent from Senate. The duties of the National Intelligence Director shall be to oversee and have authority over the Intelligence Community components mentioned in Article IV, section C. (c) the IC membership/components shall be listed as below as: The Office of the Director of National Intelligence. The Central Intelligence Agency. The National Security Agency. The Defense Intelligence Agency. The National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency. The Federal Intelligence Agency. Special Source Operations. The Department of Homeland Security. Other offices within the Department of Defense for the collection of specialized national intelligence through reconnaissance programs. The intelligence elements of the Army, the Navy, the Air Force, the Marine Corps, the Coast Guard. The Bureau of Intelligence and Research of the Department of State. Federal Bureau of Investigation. The intelligence elements Department of the Treasury. Any approved Federal Agency/Department that the President assigns to become a member (d) subject to authority, the Director of National Intelligence shall be able to retrieve any Intelligence from any Federal Agency or Department of the United States. (e) the Director of National Intelligence shall have the power to remove an appointed or hired personnel in the IC Components. (f) the Director of National Intelligence shall have authority over assets under the IC Components. (g) the Director of National Intelligence, President of the United States, or the Vice President of the United States may authorize an Intelligence Community blacklist. The blacklist shall effect all of the agencies/departments listed under the Intelligence Community Components. Intelligence Blacklist can also be revoked by the the 3 authorities mentioned in this section. Intelligence Blacklist can be voted on by the Intelligence Community components but may not overrule the President, Vice President, or Director of National Intelligence’s decision. (h) the Director of National Intelligence shall have the power to sign policies pertaining to the Intelligence Community, National Intelligence, or National Security into law. (i) subject to authority, the President of the United States, Vice President of the United States, or the Director of National Intelligence may issue National Security Threats. All 3 authorities mentioned in Article IV, section i, may give permission for declaring National Security Threat as well as removing a national security threat. The President may overrule any national security threats,the Vice President may overrule the Director of National Intelligence on national security threats as well as their own assigned threats and the Director of National Intelligence may overrule any National Security threats that they assign and/or if they are given permission from the President, they may overrule any NST made. (j) subject to authority, the President of the United States, Vice President of the United States, Director of National Intelligence, or Secretary of Homeland and Internal Security may authorize a homeland security threat. The 4 authorities mentioned in article IV, section j may give permission for declaring a homeland security threat as well as removing them. The President may overrule any homeland security threat, the vice president may overrule any except for those in which were placed by the President of the United States unless given permission. The Director of National Intelligence may overrule the Secretary of Homeland and Internal Security if given a valid reason to. The same goes the other way around. Both the Director of National Intelligence and the Secretary of Homeland and Internal Security may overrule any HLST that they have assigned and/or if given permission by the president, may overrule any HLST. (k) subject to authority, the Director of National Intelligence shall also be known as the Head of Clearances, hence granting him access to all clearances in the United States unless authorized by the United States Congress with another bill. V. CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY (a) there is hereby established under the Intelligence Community a Central Intelligence Agency with a Director of Central Intelligence, who shall be the head thereof. The Director shall be appointed by the President, by and with the advice and consent of the Senate. (b) For the purpose of coordinating the intelligence activities of the several Government departments and agencies in the interest of national security, it shall be the duty of the Agency, under the direction of the Intelligence Community— the Central Intelligence Agency shall have the authority to operate on United States soil and collect information regarding National Intelligence the Central Intelligence Agency shall have authority to operate on foreign soil for the purposes of collecting intelligence that poses as a threat to the United States government, people, interest, or property; National Intelligence. the Central Intelligence Agency shall have the jurisdiction to detain any person or persons within United States soil that poses as a threat to National Security. VI. DEFINITIONS (a) the terms “national intelligence” and “intelligence related to national security” refer to all intelligence, regardless of the source from which derived and including information gathered within or outside the United States, that— pertains, as determined consistent with any guidance issued by the President, to more than one United States Government agency; and that involves threats to the United States, its people, property, or interests; the development, proliferation, or use of weapons of mass destruction; or any other matter bearing on United States national or homeland security. (b) the term “intelligence” includes any categories of intelligence. (c) the term “foreign intelligence” means information relating to the capabilities, intentions, or activities of foreign governments or elements thereof, foreign organizations, or foreign persons, or international terrorist activities. (d) the term “counterintelligence” means information gathered, and activities conducted, to protect against espionage, other intelligence activities, sabotage, or assassinations conducted by or on behalf of foreign governments or elements thereof, foreign organizations, or foreign persons, or international terrorist activities. (e) the term “HUMINT” or Human Intelligence means any intelligence gathered from a human source. (f) the term “SIGINT” or Signal Intelligence means any intelligence gathered from interception of signals and communications. (g) the term “GEOINT” or Geospatial Intelligence means any intelligence gathered from exploitation and analysis of satellite imaging and surveillance. (h) the term “National Security Threat” refers to as an arrest on sight and removal/ban from the entire Executive Branch (i) the term “Homeland Security Threat” refers to as an arrest on sight and depending on the level of tragedy, a temporary removal from the Executive Branch. (j) the term “Clearance” refers to any Clearance system of the United States as well as any clearance level. VII. SEPARABILITY (a) if any provision of this Act or the application thereof to any person or circumstances is held invalid, the validity of the remainder of the Act and of the application of such provision to other persons and circumstances shall not be affected thereby. VIII. REFERENCE (a) all information included in the National Security Act of 1947 that does not go against information listed here is still in effect. IX. EFFECTIVE DATE (a) this act shall take effect immediately after the approval from Congress Signed, Office of the Director of National Intelligence, Chief of Staff, Allen C. Billiot Sponsored by, Senator Ethabkri Senator, DevGralius D-LA Signed, Chief of Intelligence of the United States
LordIntense
#177488499Wednesday, November 04, 2015 9:24 PM GMT

its simple see first you must go on a quest to gain your salvation then u come back and have a finding nemo style induction with the ha ho ha he hi ho ha ha and the angry lookin puffer fish then u gotta go on another quest but not like the one from attack on titan which no one has seen because its a dumb anime and that is the test because they want to see if you watch anime and if you do they dont let you in because no one in tsl watches anime because anime is dumb and theyre intolorenat of anime people with their weird japanese cartoons and the manga wow manga is weird my dad told me he used to draw manga as a kid no wander he was such a loser but yeah any to be honest its just a bunch of quests and finding nemo ha ha ho hi he ho ha ha moments with the angry lookin puffer fish and the tony soprano fish with the thing on its head and the dad and the loser so yeah as u can see its simple see first you must go on a quest to gain your salvation then u come back and have a finding nemo style induction with the ha ho ha he hi ho ha ha and the angry lookin puffer fish then u gotta go on another quest but not like the one from attack on titan which no one has seen because its a dumb anime and that is the test because they want to see if you watch anime and if you do they dont let you in because no one in tsl watches anime because anime is dumb and theyre intolorenat of anime people with their weird japanese cartoons and the manga wow manga is weird my dad told me he used to draw manga as a kid no wander he was such a loser but yeah any to be honest its just a bunch of quests and finding nemo ha ha ho hi he ho ha ha moments with the angry lookin puffer fish and the tony soprano fish with the thing on its head and the dad and the loser so yeah as u can see its simple see first you must go on a quest to gain your salvation then u come back and have a finding nemo style induction with the ha ho ha he hi ho ha ha and the angry lookin puffer fish then u gotta go on another quest but not like the one from attack on titan which no one has seen because its a dumb anime and that is the test because they want to see if you watch anime and if you do they dont let you in because no one in tsl watches anime because anime is dumb and theyre intolorenat of anime people with their weird japanese cartoons and the manga wow manga is weird my dad told me he used to draw manga as a kid no wander he was such a loser but yeah any to be honest its just a bunch of quests and finding nemo ha ha ho hi he ho ha ha moments with the angry lookin puffer fish and the tony soprano fish with the thing on its head and the dad and the loser so yeah as u can see its simple see first you must go on a quest to gain your salvation then u come back and have a finding nemo style induction with the ha ho ha he hi ho ha ha and the angry lookin puffer fish then u gotta go on another quest but not like the one from attack on titan which no one has seen because its a dumb anime and that is the test because they want to see if you watch anime and if you do they dont let you in because no one in tsl watches anime because anime is dumb and theyre intolorenat of anime people with their weird japanese cartoons and the manga wow manga is weird my dad told me he used to draw manga as a kid no wander he was such a loser but yeah any to be honest its just a bunch of quests and finding nemo ha ha ho hi he ho ha ha moments with the angry lookin puffer fish and the tony soprano fish with the thing on its head and the dad and the loser so yeah as u can see its simple see first you must go on a quest to gain your salvation then u come back and have a finding nemo style induction with the ha ho ha he hi ho ha ha and the angry lookin puffer fish then u gotta go on another quest but not like the one from attack on titan which no one has seen because its a dumb anime and that is the test because they want to see if you watch anime and if you do they dont let you in because no one in tsl watches anime because anime is dumb and theyre intolorenat of anime people with their weird japanese cartoons and the manga wow manga is weird my dad told me he used to draw manga as a kid no wander he was such a loser but yeah any to be honest its just a bunch of quests and finding nemo ha ha ho hi he ho ha ha moments with the angry lookin puffer fish and the tony soprano fish with the thing on its head and the dad and the loser so yeah as u can see its simple see first you must go on a quest to gain your salvation then u come back and have a finding nemo style induction with the ha ho ha he hi ho ha ha and the angry lookin puffer fish then u gotta go on another quest but not like the one from attack on titan which no one has seen because its a dumb anime and that is the test because they want to see if you watch anime and if you do they dont let you in because no one in tsl watches anime because anime is dumb and theyre intolorenat of anime people with their weird japanese cartoons and the manga wow manga is weird my dad told me he used to draw manga as a kid no wander he was such a loser but yeah any to be honest its just a bunch of quests and finding nemo ha ha ho hi he ho ha ha moments with the angry lookin puffer fish and the tony soprano fish with the thing on its head and the dad and the loser so yeah as u can see its simple see first you must go on a quest to gain your salvation then u come back and have a finding nemo style induction with the ha ho ha he hi ho ha ha and the angry lookin puffer fish then u gotta go on another quest but not like the one from attack on titan which no one has seen because its a dumb anime and that is the test because they want to see if you watch anime and if you do they dont let you in because no one in tsl watches anime because anime is dumb and theyre intolorenat of anime people with their weird japanese cartoons and the manga wow manga is weird my dad told me he used to draw manga as a kid no wander he was such a loser but yeah any to be honest its just a bunch of quests and finding nemo ha ha ho hi he ho ha ha moments with the angry lookin puffer fish and the tony soprano fish with the thing on its head and the dad and the loser so yeah as u can see its simple see first you must go on a quest to gain your salvation then u come back and have a finding nemo style induction with the ha ho ha he hi ho ha ha and the angry lookin puffer fish then u gotta go on another quest but not like the one from attack on titan which no one has seen because its a dumb anime and that is the test because they want to see if you watch anime and if you do they dont let you in because no one in tsl watches anime because anime is dumb and theyre intolorenat of anime people with their weird japanese cartoons and the manga wow manga is weird my dad told me he used to draw manga as a kid no wander he was such a loser but yeah any to be honest its just a bunch of quests and finding nemo ha ha ho hi he ho ha ha moments with the angry lookin puffer fish and the tony soprano fish with the thing on its head and the dad and the loser so yeah as u can see its simple see first you must go on a quest to gain your salvation then u come back and have a finding nemo style induction with the ha ho ha he hi ho ha ha and the angry lookin puffer fish then u gotta go on another quest but not like the one from attack on titan which no one has seen because its a dumb anime and that is the test because they want to see if you watch anime and if you do they dont let you in because no one in tsl watches anime because anime is dumb and theyre intolorenat of anime people with their weird japanese cartoons and the manga wow manga is weird my dad told me he used to draw manga as a kid no wander he was such a loser but yeah any to be honest its just a bunch of quests and finding nemo ha ha ho hi he ho ha ha moments with the angry lookin puffer fish and the tony soprano fish with the thing on its head and the dad and the loser so yeah as u can see its simple see first you must go on a quest to gain your salvation then u come back and have a finding nemo style induction with the ha ho ha he hi ho ha ha and the angry lookin puffer fish then u gotta go on another quest but not like the one from attack on titan which no one has seen because its a dumb anime and that is the test because they want to see if you watch anime and if you do they dont let you in because no one in tsl watches anime because anime is dumb and theyre intolorenat of anime people with their weird japanese cartoons and the manga wow manga is weird my dad told me he used to draw manga as a kid no wander he was such a loser but yeah any to be honest its just a bunch of quests and finding nemo ha ha ho hi he ho ha ha moments with the angry lookin puffer fish and the tony soprano fish with the thing on its head and the dad and the loser so yeah as u can see its simple see first you must go on a quest to gain your salvation then u come back and have a finding nemo style induction with the ha ho ha he hi ho ha ha and the angry lookin puffer fish then u gotta go on another quest but not like the one from attack on titan which no one has seen because its a dumb anime and that is the test because they want to see if you watch anime and if you do they dont let you in because no one in tsl watches anime because anime is dumb and theyre intolorenat of anime people with their weird japanese cartoons and the manga wow manga is weird my dad told me he used to draw manga as a kid no wander he was such a loser but yeah any to be honest its just a bunch of quests and finding nemo ha ha ho hi he ho ha ha moments with the angry lookin puffer fish and the tony soprano fish with the thing on its head and the dad and the loser so yeah as u can see its simple see first you must go on a quest to gain your salvation then u come back and have a finding nemo style induction with the ha ho ha he hi ho ha ha and the angry lookin puffer fish then u gotta go on another quest but not like the one from attack on titan which no one has seen because its a dumb anime and that is the test because they want to see if you watch anime and if you do they dont let you in because no one in tsl watches anime because anime is dumb and theyre intolorenat of anime people with their weird japanese cartoons and the manga wow manga is weird my dad told me he used to draw manga as a kid no wander he was such a loser but yeah any to be honest its just a bunch of quests and finding nemo ha ha ho hi he ho ha ha moments with the angry lookin puffer fish and the tony soprano fish with the thing on its head and the dad and the loser so yeah as u can see its simple.. .. . . ..
Hl_Lo
#177488654Wednesday, November 04, 2015 9:27 PM GMT

Hello C&G and Moderators, This petition has taken place due to the little care you give for groups, mainly clans on ROBLOX. I would explain to you how much clans on ROBLOX benefit the game, however this benefit we are giving to you is slowing dying out. Major clans such as FEAR, RAT, VS, RSF, JC, WIJ, FC, TRA, EL, UAF and much more are suffering from limits you have set for the clan world, you are not bringing any new features to the groups, hence why the clan world is slowing dying out because we have reached those limits you have set. Quoted by SilentSwords: "we're pretty much suffering under the same faith that every other clan has; there's no more innovation possible, we've pretty much reached everything we can have and there's no more possibility of going beyond this without a group-update coming from the Roblox developers. Sure we can release a new fort but that only helps so much." We, as clan members ask you to have more care for the clan world and add more features, more things to do, a whole new level to groups! Yes, this is a friendly petition and has no 'do this or we will…', it's simply asking for the moderators to care a bit more about what we think as we are the ones in clans, I don't even know of any of the mods are in a clan or not so they wouldn't understand such feeling. I would just like to let you know, without the players on this game, ROBLOX would be nothing, so please take into consideration our ideas, here are some I would like to see: 1) Price Floor exceptions for group items Price Floors are one of main reason why the clan world is slowly dying out, uniforms are one of the main aspects of a clan, wearing uniform shows what clan you are and shows your pride for it. You do not feel like you are part of that clan if you can not identify yourself as it. 2) Merely's Group Extention implemented onto ROBLOX Merely's Group Extention is great for those who are into clans, not wanting to miss any events they'll be able to see the shout as soon as it is posted which enables the chance for people to attend the event and not missing due to not seeing it or it coming on the news feed 10-15 minutes after it is posted, viewing your teammates ranks by easily looking under their profile on the wall or by going on their profile and show hovering your mouse over the clan you wish to view their rank at. It's a really good extention which should be added to ROBLOX. 3) Rank Message This message would be sent to a person that has been promoted/demoted showing when it happened and who it was by, this would be very handy as it doesn't require you to constantly refresh the group page waiting for your promotion to occur. 4) Automatic Promotion/Entrance badge As many clans on ROBLOX use an entry course which promotes a member to the next rank or gives them access to the group, this would be very good. High Ranks in a clan do not need to constantly promote/accept members in their clan that have completed the course, them simply gaining that badge would automatically promote/give them entrance to the clan. 5) Group Funds Trade Currency Many groups on ROBLOX use the group store feature to sell their products as they work as a team; however people have wanted to trade that currency into tickets/robux to run ads and use it for other things. 6) More uses of group funds Group Funds are currently practically useless as they can only be used for ads, there should be some purchasable features which can affect their group greatly. 7) Division Tab Divisions, mainly in clans are used a lot - although having them easily shown without having to spend some cash on it, a such as the current allies tab would be awesome! I am sure more clan members would like to see the same maybe different, which I hope they'd post on this thread aswell as supporting it. Thanks, Spread it like Peanut Butter Jelly. Do it like I owe you some moneh. Spread it like.....
Cart_r
#177488731Wednesday, November 04, 2015 9:29 PM GMT

Screw it FL can have teh win. I'm not going to keep fighting Hark when FL has 1k people. I'm not going to fight at a fort where they can glitch other the gate. I'm not going to fight a war that's one sided. I'm especially not going to fight a fort where FL doesn't even have to touch their flag to keep it neutral nor am I going to fight to capture the crappiest term ever. You win. Now war someone one your level (and maybe don't talk trash when Hark's doing all the work)
Resizes
#177488832Wednesday, November 04, 2015 9:30 PM GMT

I have literally asked you guys to go into overdrive.. to push yourselves, to get you guys that next step that weve wanted to go, you know. We have taken that step, we've all done this as one clan, one.. team. But we're not there yet. We still aren't - we've still got one more clan left to go. Just one. We, have apparently have been ratted out by someone in this TeamSpeak, but it matters not. Because tomorrow, we're going to be marching on their doorstep. It matters not that they know now but apparently we've been ratted out and it looks like we already have a confirmation of who. Shame on you. But it doesn't matter. We have allied - the clans that we have wanted to ally. We have beaten every single clan out there. We have won each and every one of our battles either through the shake of the hand of friendship, or the point of the sword of war. We - are going to win the clan game. We have engaged every single one, we have defeated RAA, we have destroyed alliances such as FoS, we have gone along and we have allied the best of the best, we have a Coalition of Steel on our backs, we have the masters of WIJ, we have the fricking badarses of Frost Clan, we have the motherfrickers who scream PRO PATRIA at our side. We have everyone we need - together. But we just need that one, last, step. And that one last step is going to be the broken, red banners of those MOTHERFREAKING VAKTOVIANS, that have plauged us, that have flamed us, that has done every single thing to step us down so that they can keep their little freaking reputation together. No more. NO MORE. Because tomorrow is OUR day, tomorrow is Arcadia's day, tomorrow is the day that we take that last step. That last step to where we win the clan game. Where we have done EVERYTHING. This isn't just a matter of Glory to Vaktovia, this isn't a matter of marching to tomorrow; glory to ourselves, glory to us. As we have made it. We just have to cross the finish line. And the finish line is in black and red. Cut it down. Shoot it. Bomb it. Destroy it. Take that last step. Together, come with me, and we will win - it's as simple as that. GLORY TO ARCADIA.
Hl_Lo
#177525734Thursday, November 05, 2015 3:51 PM GMT

Hello, my name is IcePools and I'm seeking your vote for the House elections currently going on. Here's my perfect experience you should look at. -Former board member of the Department of Transportation -Current Bank of America CEO -Current C-SPAN President -Current Las Vegas City Councilmen Here's what I hope to accomplish if you elect me as a Representative: -Less corruption -Less Government -More transparency -More PRIVATE jobs and good business managements and startups not NAC -Require active and no tl;dr Representatives Please sign if you think these are what should be going into Washington DC! Spread it like Peanut Butter Jelly. Do it like I owe you some moneh. Spread it like.....
Hl_Lo
#177525829Thursday, November 05, 2015 3:55 PM GMT

All these suspenseful copy and paste meme walls are giving me a rash. And not the kind you just rub a ton of ointment all over and be done with, the kind you fiddle with despite the burning, tingling feeling of unpleasant irritability. I mean really, you'd think you could produce something original regarding retorts to obvious click bait threads or argumentative back downs but you guys are more than happy to lazily copy and paste washed up meme walls that were barely funny the first time around without a care for other's entertainment or overall brain cell count. Grow up guys! Or at least seep into the bowels of your immaturity and come up with a meme wall that doesn't make me want to watch CNN or BBC as a substantial replacement past time.. Spread it like Peanut Butter Jelly. Do it like I owe you some moneh. Spread it like.....
ArchonAegis
#177525951Thursday, November 05, 2015 3:59 PM GMT

All these suspenseful copy and paste meme walls are giving me a rash. And not the kind you just rub a ton of ointment all over and be done with, the kind you fiddle with despite the burning, tingling feeling of unpleasant irritability. I mean really, you'd think you could produce something original regarding retorts to obvious click bait threads or argumentative back downs but you guys are more than happy to lazily copy and paste washed up meme walls that were barely funny the first time around without a care for other's entertainment or overall brain cell count. Grow up guys! Or at least seep into the bowels of your immaturity and come up with a meme wall that doesn't make me want to watch CNN or BBC as a substantial replacement past time..
Reversonal
#177526039Thursday, November 05, 2015 4:03 PM GMT

This is too funny LOL

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