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All these suspenseful copy and paste meme walls are giving me a rash. And not the kind you just rub a ton of ointment all over and be done with, the kind you fiddle with despite the burning, tingling feeling of unpleasant irritability. I mean really, you'd think you could produce something original regarding retorts to obvious click bait threads or argumentative back downs but you guys are more than happy to lazily copy and paste washed up meme walls that were barely funny the first time around without a care for other's entertainment or overall brain cell count. Grow up guys! Or at least seep into the bowels of your immaturity and come up with a meme wall that doesn't make me want to watch CNN or BBC as a substantial replacement past time..
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ezRCLJoin Date: 2015-02-04
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Hi, I see you're using some of the memes I've created. Let me tell you about myself, the original author of these comedy masterpieces.
I am one of the top memesters on the entire Intertubes, and I get my memes trending almost every day, and most of the times they receive several thousand likes. You've probably never heard of me, but that's understandable, because you only see the meme, and not past it.
Let me enlighten you on the deeper meanings of these mee mees; memes don't just "pop up". They get created by me. People like to think that they come from all over the world, but I know for a fact that it's mostly just a few big players creating the majority of funny memes, and I'm the biggest player of them all. I'm active on roblox, runescape, clubpenguin and many more places that you probably have never even heard of. I have given up my high-school career to focus entirely on memes and the riveting tales of derpina and le trolldad. I do this to enrich culture past levels nobody ever even dared to dream of.
I am the Mozart, the Shakespeare, yes, the Leonardo Picasso of internet culture. I am the Alpha and the OMFeGa. I don't want to trout my own horn, but those memes you see on your favourite entertainment feed? They're all just echoes of my creativity. In the time you've spent reading this, I've probably already created at least two more memes that will get over nine thousand favs.
So the next time you use one of my memes, or upboat a post, please stop for a moment and think of the sacrifices I've made to bring this advice animal to you. |
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ExtoliateJoin Date: 2010-10-07
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STOP IM CRYING
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Hl_LoJoin Date: 2013-02-28
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===||***VAKTOVIAN EMPIRE***||===
We are the Vaktovian Empire. An Empire bent on complete domination of all clans that stand in our way.
-- INFORMATION --
We are a massive empire that stretches all across the Universe. We are not noobs that spawn kill, cheat and kill each other. We are united as one so we can slaughter the enemy. We will stop at nothing to exterminate all enemy clans. Our technology is extremely advanced, our ships are close to indestructible and our weapons can penetrate any armor or shield.
-- OPERATES IN --
-Planetary
-Astro
-- OBJECTIVE --
Our objective is to conquer all enemy or peace-loving groups and expand our own.
We are men of honor and we will never back down from a fight.
We are dedicated to putting a stop to all the arrogant groups that are led by incompetent fools who seek only self glory and care not for their group.
We stand for what all groups should be. A whole. A family.
-- MOTTO --
"Honor. Bravery. Loyalty. Supremacy."
-- MAIN ALLIES --
-Umbrella Corporation [derb540]
-OVA [E981]
-- MAIN ENEMIES --
-Frost Clan [pizzaman100]
-Alversian Peoples' Navy [Bobatheman]
-Republic Defense Army [roony777]
-Anyone not willing to submit to our superior might and resolve.
-- DEFEATED CLANS --
-IRM
-ERS
-X-101ST
-Raven Clan
-Raven Empire
-The Dark Lords
-Darkivan Empire
-Mohalarian Coalition
and many, many more.
|****-- JOIN US --****|
To join our mighty Empire you must be a true warrior!
Those who join us will reap fame and glory!
REQUIREMENT:
1K KOs.
1+ fighting gear.
Posses at least the Warrior badge.
Have bought the Uniform shirt and Pants.
Obviously being a fair player and not a noob.
LINK TO PRIVATE SHIRT:
http://www.roblox.com/Vaktovian-Advanced-Power-Armor-PRIVATE-item?id=30375693
LINK TO PANTS:
http://www.roblox.com/Vaktovian-Advanced-Power-Armor-Pants-item?id=29141482
-- RANKS --
Private
Private First Class
Corporal
Sergeant
Lieutenant
Captain
Colonel
General
Emperor
**RANKING SYSTEM**
(NOTE: These are more guidelines than official requirements)
PRIVATE FIRST CLASS: Bloxxer Badge or 1+ fighting Gear.
CORPORAL: Bloxxer and 3k KOs or 2+ fighting Gear.
SERGEANT: Bloxxer and 6k KOs or 4+ fighting Gear.
LIEUTENANT: Bloxxer and 9k KOs or 6+ fighting Gear.
CAPTAIN: Bloxxer and 12k KOs or 8+ fighting Gear.
COLONEL: Bloxxer and 15k KOs AND 10+ fighting Gear.
GENERAL: Specifically appointed by the Emperor.
HOW TO JOIN:
1. Send a join request and friend request to me.
2. Buy the shirt and pants.
3. Guard the Recruitment Centre and/or attack an enemy base.
***Glory to Vaktovia and the Empire! We shall dominate all!***.....
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MohxyJoin Date: 2010-12-20
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So, this conversational situation has come to my attention. I find Paul being in the wrong of reviving TGI. TGI should stay dead as Castellian intended. He want TGI to live on, just as a memorial to the clan world, as a member of the original TGI, I find that his revival of TGI, very disrespectful toward Castellian, as well to the veterans of TGI in all way.
I feel that this user, Paul321321 is brainwashing people into thinking he is reviving TGI, and got them to join. I will say this, only one time, if YOU are an Arcadian, and you joined Paul's disgusting fake TGI, you are not a true Arcadian. You are also disrespecting the wishes of Castellian.
Once again, I suggest the clan world take a stand against Paul321321. I suggest a coalition of clans who will eradicate this abomination, as like in "Coalition of Steel." We Arcadians will not rest until this false Imperium falls.
Expect us to tear your sad excuse of a group apart, in chaos, and disorder!
If you are an ex-Arcadian, and would like to take up in arms against this abomination, feel free to join Dominion of Valyria, which is led by a former high rank of the original TGI.
Arcadia Eternal! |
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Hl_LoJoin Date: 2013-02-28
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So, this conversational situation has come to my attention. I find Paul being in the wrong of reviving TGI. TGI should stay dead as Castellian intended. He want TGI to live on, just as a memorial to the clan world, as a member of the original TGI, I find that his revival of TGI, very disrespectful toward Castellian, as well to the veterans of TGI in all way.
I feel that this user, Paul321321 is brainwashing people into thinking he is reviving TGI, and got them to join. I will say this, only one time, if YOU are an Arcadian, and you joined Paul's disgusting fake TGI, you are not a true Arcadian. You are also disrespecting the wishes of Castellian.
Once again, I suggest the clan world take a stand against Paul321321. I suggest a coalition of clans who will eradicate this abomination, as like in "Coalition of Steel." We Arcadians will not rest until this false Imperium falls.
Expect us to tear your sad excuse of a group apart, in chaos, and disorder!
If you are an ex-Arcadian, and would like to take up in arms against this abomination, feel free to join Dominion of Valyria, which is led by a former high rank of the original TGI.
Arcadia Eternal!
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nzo8Join Date: 2013-01-04
Post Count: 2355 |
my bad
i thought you were gonna say
"Im coming out of the closet" |
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Hl_LoJoin Date: 2013-02-28
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Here in my garage just bought this new Lamborghini here. Fun to drive up here in the hollywood hills. But you know what I like a lot more than knowledge? This new Lamborghini here. But you know what I like a lot more than the new Lamborghini here? My TEDx talk where I talk about this new Lamborghini here. In fact, I’m a lot more proud about these 7 new hollywood hills that I had to get installed to hold 2000 new Lamborghinis. It’s like what the Buffet Warren billionaire says, “The more you earn, the more you drive up here in the hollywood hills.” In fact, the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here, is that it’s a reminder-- a reminder that dreams are still possible. Because it wasn’t that long ago that I was in a little Lamborghini, sleeping on bookshelves in the hollywood hills with only 47 billion dollars in my bank account, and only 47 Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account, and only 47 hills in my hollywood account, and only 47 TEDx talks where I talk about Warren Buffets in my TEDx talks where I talk about Warren Buffet account. But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a Lamborghini, and another Lamborghini. A few more Lamborghinis and I found 5 Lamborghinis. I don’t call it money anymore, I call it fuel units. You must have enough fuel units. You must have enough Lamborghinis. You must construct additional pylons. |
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Well if that is your main focus, i'm sorry but you’re a loser. How can you even think like this? Seriously, when I was you’re age I had girls all over me. As time passes you begin to see life from a different angle. You look at women from a different perspective and you begin to appreciate the smaller things. You dont laugh when someone misses the bus, or when someone burns their toast. You become somewhat depressed, because you miss the days where you could do whatever you want, whenever you want. Anyways, i dont want to scare you, as you get older you will learn from this experience, and you will start to appreciate what i am telling you. Good luck in life, my friend, and keep it mind what i have told you. |
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Hl_LoJoin Date: 2013-02-28
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As most of you know by now, I was banned from Apocalypse Rising on 'Outlack'. I'm going to be honest and tell the truth of why I was banned. I notice now that I was abusing the spawn glitch inside the game to spawn on my own body. The mods gave me a second chance to get my account back to play, but I refused. I know what I did, and I do not deserve a second chance.
I've noticed that there has been trash talking about Rush Squad in and outside of Apocalypse Rising. Calling us bad, and a cancerous squad is not going to stop us, its in fact going to motivate us.
I like to team with my friends on skype when I play, with all of you members joining my game, as much as i'd love to play with you, I just don't need a 5 - 10 member group. Don't get me wrong, when I get the chance I always play with my members. I tend to not talk inside of Global chat on Apocalypse Rising to stop flame wars and fights.
I'm still going with Rush Squad, nor will I ever give up with it anytime soon. I'm going to use this account, Outlack, as place holder for the group. The new real owner is 'Swoov'. It's me, my new account that I will use to play Apocalypse Rising.
If the mods ever decide to let Outlack play again, that would be awesome. I guarantee they won't for what I have done, but I certainly do want to change that.
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Hl_LoJoin Date: 2013-02-28
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I'm not hating on the guy, but I am wondering how much longger he can keep it up? I mean, we all get older everyday. So with that being said, I am amazed he's actually lasted this long as FEAR's leader. He will give FEAR to an HR someday. No leader can be a leader of a group forever; I have seen it happen many times and have experinced that feeling. Hard but it's just the way of the Roblox Life. So I am wondering who will take over the godfather of all war groups on this site?...
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Hl_LoJoin Date: 2013-02-28
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im here to tell you about the raa and what the Raa does for u and me u see if u pray to Raa Doritos and code red mt dew will save the soul of stuff Raa is so dank and memeful that the Raa doesn't need even more dank memes 4 u c the Doritos and fedora wearers such as tsl don't understand the dank memes that praying 2 Raa can do for u and there is almost no way to not pray to Raa because if you die you are raa or dieing so pls die so u can pray to Raa tsl and maybe dank memes will flutter about your neck bearded fedora wearing plebeians cuz but I don't think u understand the dankness of these memes Raa prayers can do for u so pls be sure to pray every day 4 ur sins and even more dank memes will come 2 you so pls remember if u need an Raa or die prayer be sure to drink bleach tsl because one day the memes will come 2 u if you pray or u can use other ways anyway so pls be sure to pray even more to Raa or die and dank memes find u for days
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OccultoJoin Date: 2007-05-21
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dank meme
peace dude |
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When I was 12, I thought it would be funny to sh.t into a Pringles can...so I did. The log nearly filled the entire can. Then I got the brilliant idea to fill the rest of the can with water and leave it out in my backyard. It was winter at the time so I imagined it would freeze as a cylinder of ice with a log of sh.t in the middle. The next night, my drunk older brother (who was 16) and his buddies came stumbling through the backyard. One of them saw the can and decided to kick it. Instead of freezing, the can had turned into a chilled tube of diarrhea. It sprayed all over the guy who kicked its foot and his buddy's Philly Eagles jacket. I laughed my az off as they washed my sh.t off their shoes and coat. One of them had a mustache (at 16) so I didn't give a phunck. They knew it was sh.t, but they never knew its origins. |
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I am a proud member of FEAR, if you may notice the uniform, and I have noticed you've put FEAR on the list of your "conquest". Well, I just want to let you know that after we're done with you, you'll regret going to war with Venezia. We have the best defenses in ROBLOX, high-quality training, and a proud Commander. And what do you have? Defenses that use op'd weapons, terrible trainers, and a suck-up excuse for an Emperor. We also actually try to PROTECT our nation in Venezia. I bet you don't give one #### about your nation in Vaktovia. Your only purpose is to conquer groups. However, we don't fight to win, we fight to protect. So we have a WAY better nation then you, because we actually DEFEND it. You just conquer other nations. So starting a war with us will just lead to you having your Vaktovian robot suits crushed with all of their wires left out. And it will all be left by a superior clan known as The First Encounter Assault Recon.
HAIL VENEZIA!
♚ cursed with a blessing |
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i am a proud qwbbedly
i love to use bullets to murder little kids and men
i then take their woman and keep them in prisons
i am qwbbedly
Become Legend. |
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Hl_LoJoin Date: 2013-02-28
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We're sick of you and only you breaking rules blatantly at our base. We've been more than lenient and kind, yet you break these rules every time, and then play dumb about it. We already caught fredasaurous doing it, so we know you are. I'll make this warning now.
We will screenshot each official server at Tonigrad from now on, especially your raids.
You make servers official with alts, the person's account will be permabanned. No warning, no kicking. Permaban.
We will kick people for turret glitching instantly. And for those of you who aren't aware, it's when you shoot the vehicle after it has already been destroyed. Blame the scripts all you want, it won't change the resolve. You play dumb about it anyways. We know when someone is doing it, so please don't act like we don't.
An account age script will be added soon.
We will shutdown servers that use alts to make them official.
Now, igoing, what if people are using their alts? I will perma ban those too. If it becomes a bigger issue than it should be, I will be forced to take further action. We try to respect you but all you do is reciprocate rudeness and both I and TRA don't want to deal with it anymore.
I'll leave the comments open so you can actually think you can make a difference in this decision. |
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ExtoliateJoin Date: 2010-10-07
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What the darn-diddly-doodily did you just say about Jesus, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang-diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily-flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily
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Hl_LoJoin Date: 2013-02-28
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Hello Robloxians!
LordIntense here! Lets get to know me shall we? I’ve played Roblox for about 4 years. So I know pretty much a lot about Roblox. I used to be in LSW’s era back in the day but I decided to leave. I joined about 6 months ago and already major! Now let’s type what you guys really want to know. I have a great sense of humor. What I will do in RSF is just amazing. I will always host trainings and help new RSF recruits. I would always be loyal FruitBox and all are other HR. I mainly focus on discipline. I am a person that doesn’t want RSF to be filled with people that don’t know any discipline. My key goal is to make RSF more discipline, by holding trainings. My favorite moments in RSF when we have picture week! Or raids, I just love raid. I would always host them, of course with FruitBox permission. At raids I always just love staying at flag and surprising people every time they come. OwningNoobs inspires me. He is a hard dedicated worker to RSF. Someday I wish I can be as much as a great reader like him!
Vote LordIntense for RSF major Today!
~Im LordIntense and I approve this message.~
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Hl_LoJoin Date: 2013-02-28
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So You Think That You Can Beat Me In A 1v1 Kiddo? You Think That Just Because You Killed 1 Or 2 Oder Shaggies That You're Hot Stuff Don't You? Guess What - You're Not. You're Terrible At R.C.L, And I Could Easily DESTROY You In A 1v1, But I'm Not Going To. Why? In The Olympics There's A 1% Chance The Guy No One Tough Could Win Would Win, But No One Thinks You Cant Win Everyone KNOWS You Cant Win And It'd Be A Waste Of Time. I've Destroyed All The R.C.L Legends Who Shall Not Be Named But In Comparison... Are You Even Top 7 Billion At R.C.L Kid? No You're Not Lol. So Now Get Out Because I Could Beat You In A 1v1 I Know I Could And You Do To Just Walk Away And I'll Add You To My Defeated In 1v1s List Without Wasting Anyone's Time, But I WILL NOT R.C.L A Little Peasant Ant Like You Are.
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Back in the day I was negatively influenced by the immature Frost Clan, and I performed pointless trolls at the Recruitment Center and talked poorly about VAK on the forums.
I'm sorry for these past actions, and I am now a changed man. VAK is the clan world's savior and superior, and I wish to partake in the regeneration of the clan world under the red banners of Vaktovia.
I will try my hardest to be beneficial to the glorious Empire, so please, may I be unblacklisted? |
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