Well, I'm writing another speech. This one is for my retirement. Again. Nothing special here. Some of you may see I was removed. That is not the truth. Me and Donald reached an agreement. Due to my focus on other fields, we both feel I wouldn't be able to do this USA justice as a President. I'm sorry I must leave you all again. I hope you will find sanctuary somewhere in IUSA. I've requested my administration stay in place so no jobs will be displaced until a new POTUS is elected. I wish you all the best of luck, and God bless.
#Don'tWasteTime
-RyanModel, AKA DurIock
Former POTUS |