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I have been sick for almost a week now (gg poor immune system), and I was at the doctor for a follow-up. There was this man in the waiting room, and as soon as my mom walked in with me, this conversation ensued.
Man: You're going to have to pay in pesos here.
Me: (to mom) Since when does Dr. [Name] take pesos? (I was seriously lost on what this man was implying.)
Mom: I think he was just joking with you. (to man) My daughter doesn't always understand people's jokes *laughs half-heartedly*.
Man: Well, with the way this world's going, Hillary will probably get into office and Bill will become the first man, or the first lady with her whacked-out beliefs.
Mom: Uh-huh. (By this point, mom and I were both beginning to question this man's sanity, but mom continued to engage in conversation with him.)
Man: You know, my church has been preaching about prophecy and such, and God gave me a prophecy recently.
Mom: Uh-huh.
Man: According to this prophecy, these things must come to pass for the Lord to return: A woman will be the last US president, that'll be Hillary. The queen of England will die, the king will abdicate, and the new king will become both the king of England and the pope.
By this point, he was called back to the exam room.
Man: It was nice talking to you. I'll be paying Dr. [Name] enough so he can travel to Beijing. *walks out of room*
Receptionist: Thank God he's gone. You know, he told me that the world was going to end on September 23rd, and to mark my calendar, then proceeded to schedule an appointment for October 3rd. I asked him "Why are you scheduling an appointment when you aren't even going to be here for it?" He said "In case I'm wrong." When the world didn't end, he said that it was because God had to humble him.
TL;DR: I met a conspiracy theorist who thinks that sometime in the near future, Prince William will be both king and pope.
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"gg poor immune system"
haha im T1D and my thyroid is dead but i have the best immune system in my family
haha
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joinermanJoin Date: 2012-03-08
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I meet wack-jobs and smackheads all the time in my town, especially at the pharmacy (my mum works there) |
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same same
you should come to the north east, so many smack heads! |
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joinermanJoin Date: 2012-03-08
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I did actually go to a manchester united vs sunderland football match last year and there were quite alot
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@iBorn
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I have hypoglycemia, allergies, and I practically have no immune system, which could be why I almost died when I was 4 months old.
Only upside to it are the amazing fever dreams I always have.
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Yes, well, in case you're wondering, I live in West Virginia.
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"which could be why I almost died when I was 4 months old.
Only upside to it are the amazing fever dreams I always have."
yall i almost deaded myself when i was born yall
also what do you mean by "fever dreams"
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@iBorn
Ever get really sick and have completely bizarre dreams as a result (possibly a side affect of the medication)? Yeah.
Like one time I dreamed I was a starship captain. Another time I dreamed I had superpowers. They were all so vivid, too. Both of those were during times I was sick, and I was taking the same medication at the time of both dreams. Could be fever dreams, could be medication dreams, IDK.
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"Ever get really sick and have completely bizarre dreams as a result (possibly a side affect of the medication)? Yeah."
no, not really
i'd bet that when you have weird dreams im just sweating like mad
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@iBorn
Weird dreams run in my family, too, so it could be a result of that.
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next week on things that didn't happen. |
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@Green
But it did happen. I have very strange things that happen to me all the time.
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"Weird dreams run in my family, too, so it could be a result of that. "
this is probably it
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@iBorn
Probably. Favorite dreams were either the two part dream where I was a starship captain (because Star Trek), or the one where I had superpowers (I could move things with my mind, turn invisible, walk through walls, and travel through space and time).
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@avee
i once had a dream where i was parkouring in a jungle
unfortunatly thats as cool as it gets with my dreams
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@iBorn
That's weird, but tbh I have had weirder.
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