hotw223Join Date: 2008-09-28
Post Count: 4615 |
Gotta New couch, come sit down.
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KorkskrewJoin Date: 2011-05-20
Post Count: 3827 |
*sits on couch*
What now? |
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hotw223Join Date: 2008-09-28
Post Count: 4615 |
We just sit here and wait for someone else.
*Grabs sundae from table* |
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As i walk towards the couch, i accidentally trip over the table and smash it. |
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KorkskrewJoin Date: 2011-05-20
Post Count: 3827 |
COME ON, MAN, I LIKED THAT TABLE! |
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hotw223Join Date: 2008-09-28
Post Count: 4615 |
Eh.
He helps happy up.
At least the couch is okay. |
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LNG257Join Date: 2012-06-13
Post Count: 11767 |
A molotov cocktail crashes through the window and lands on the couch, setting fire to it and the occupants. |
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I get up with the help of Hot, covered in sundae. "Thanks." |
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I explode off the couch, covered in flame. "AHHH!" |
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hotw223Join Date: 2008-09-28
Post Count: 4615 |
AHH! PUT IT OUT, WHEN DID WE HAVE A WINDOW!?
He takes what is left of the sundae, and starts throwing it on the couch. |
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JaysArtJoin Date: 2015-08-08
Post Count: 688 |
I'd knock on the door.
I draw stuff. |
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hotw223Join Date: 2008-09-28
Post Count: 4615 |
QUICKLY, YOU PICASSO
START DRAWING US A NEw couch WITH NO WINDOWS PLS |
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I sit there screaming when a flaming piece of wood konks me in the head. |
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JaysArtJoin Date: 2015-08-08
Post Count: 688 |
I'd take a marker, then drawing a luxurious couch. It would also have a build in soda machine.
I draw stuff. |
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*magically appears*
*draws a couch with the eyes of sauron emitting from it, clearly only sauron can sit there*
don't let your dreams be dreams |
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The drawing finishes, and a new couch and vending machine appear.
I lie, knocked out, on the floor. |
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LNG257Join Date: 2012-06-13
Post Count: 11767 |
A tactical missile traveling at supersonic speeds crashes into the house and and delivers a payload of napalm, instantly incinerating the couch and most of the people. |
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I get up, harmed but alive. I exit the area. |
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"Hi, sucessful. Come in," i say, making way for him. |
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hotw223Join Date: 2008-09-28
Post Count: 4615 |
The couch was still intact.
Yeah, c'mon in. The more the merrier!
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I join LNG and issue a nuke launch sequence. The ICBM starts rocketing towards the house with the couch in it. |
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"I'm not here to relax, I was told you ordered pizza." |
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The sirens go off, alerting the occupants. |
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hotw223Join Date: 2008-09-28
Post Count: 4615 |
"TATICAL NUKE INBOUND!"
The couch screams, as it hurls it self to the Bathroom bunker |
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