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The nuke names luckeewolf flies forwards the building
"ALLAHU AKBAR"
"Make a mistake and you'll be burned to the stake." |
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A LARGE EXPLOSION ENGULFS THE BUILDING, WIPING OUT EARTH |
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KorkskrewJoin Date: 2011-05-20
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MEANWHILE, I, BEING ASLEEP FOR SOME REASON, SURVIVE THE BLAST!!!!! |
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THE FLOOPY ROACH CAN SURVIVE NUKES!
HE IS A COCKROACH WITH HIS OWN HEAD
MWAHAHAHUAHUAHAUHAUHAUHAUHUAHUAHAU |
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hotw223Join Date: 2008-09-28
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30 years later.
Hotw is still sitting on the couch, in space. |
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coIdplayyJoin Date: 2011-03-20
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i come alive as an artist called lisart horage and i draw a new couch that is indestructable and it has best leather, every feature, reclining, corner couch, able to move around, and other things. I also draw a building that is indestructable in the scene, drawing an entire building with the couch.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, but wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad. |
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And the floopy roach still remains living in the coach |
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hotw223Join Date: 2008-09-28
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"Hmm."
He takes out his phone.
"Large cheese pizza please, with breadsticks."
He sits in silence.
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Remains of Earth fly past the couch. One hits it. |
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hotw223Join Date: 2008-09-28
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"I gotta say, find EXPECT that."
the most ruthless mobster of ot |
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The couch starts floating into a black hole. |
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hotw223Join Date: 2008-09-28
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"Dah, for f-"
The black hold sends the couch into a second dimension, in which there is two couches.
"This changes everything." He whispers. |
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SUDDENLY, YOU GET SUCKED BACK INTO A CRUSHING SINGULARITY.
THE COUCH AND OCCUPANTS GET TRAPPED IN A INFINITE DIMENSION CYCLE. |
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hotw223Join Date: 2008-09-28
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"OH FOR GOD SAKES!"
Hotw yells at the top of his lungs.
"IM TIRED OF THIS, WHERE IS MY PIZZA!?" |
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You finally get launched at light speed into a pizza dimension. I float down and join the couch. "Hey, guys," i say, holding a half-eaten piece of pizza. |
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hotw223Join Date: 2008-09-28
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Before he can react, the couch goes flying back into space, and lands in a space colony, called Dynomia. |
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"FINALLY MY TIME TO DESSSSSSSSSSSSSTROY!" Screeched to the Floopyroach.
He fired dual mini - miniguns at the colony. |
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I'd shoot towards the couch at 111111033829827 mph, before burying my head in the cushions.
"YAAAAHHHHHHHHH-" Muffled yelling. |
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hotw223Join Date: 2008-09-28
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He pulls gen out.
"Christ, people coming here from every direction?"
"What's next, a egg is gonna fly through here?"
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hotw223Join Date: 2008-09-28
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Pulling into the city, it stored a whole bunch of things.
Rico from just cause was flying around, to glory was playing, zombies still everywhere. |
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And I majestically stand in the nearby, nonchalantly sipping coffee, totally not appearing out of nowhere. Nosiree.
"Hi." I mutter. |
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stand nearby* Dunjudgeme I'm on a tablet.) |
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These types of threads seem to be popular again.... |
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VarlixionJoin Date: 2014-08-11
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He would knock on the door
"Hello? Playing a game in there, without me!?!?!" |
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hotw223Join Date: 2008-09-28
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"We, come in I guess, you sounded creepy mysterious man."
the most ruthless mobster of ot |
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