*Puts couch down in middle of forum*

Korkskrew

Join Date: 2011-05-20
Post Count: 3827

#178130240Monday, November 16, 2015 10:26 PM GMT

Apologies, I have a Chronic Sleep problem.

hotw223

Join Date: 2008-09-28
Post Count: 4615

#178248000Thursday, November 19, 2015 12:30 PM GMT

I mean the couch is comfortable. the most ruthless mobster of ot

Crystakyl

Join Date: 2011-04-23
Post Count: 2381

#178248886Thursday, November 19, 2015 1:28 PM GMT

I started falling from the sky, hold a plate of pizza and bread sticks, and landed on the couch. "When you said people were coming from every direction, you weren't wrong. Breadstick?" ~ "Long live the purple shirt." ~

LNG257

Join Date: 2012-06-13
Post Count: 11767

#178249837Thursday, November 19, 2015 2:44 PM GMT

WHEN WILL THIS DIE?! I HURL IN AN ANTIMATTER BOMB THAT OBLITERATES THE COUCH AND ALL ITS OCCUPANTS.

RoxProox

Join Date: 2011-08-06
Post Count: 2701

#178256674Thursday, November 19, 2015 7:41 PM GMT

A flash of light appeared, and Zemo appeared on the couch, chill. His right leg was crossed on his left leg. He looked at the others and nodded in a greeting, then took out an egg from his pocket. "One page ago, you said something about an egg, hotw." Zemo, with the egg in his hand, rubbed it on hotw's face until it broke open, and continued to rub it on his face with the insides all over his face. Zemo then jumped off the couch and into a small conveniently placed hole.

bradencdl

Join Date: 2011-10-17
Post Count: 78

#178260799Thursday, November 19, 2015 9:29 PM GMT

I appear wave my hand hello and then disappear with a note laying on the couch- upon reading it you see it says- You are in a universe where couches come alive and eat every living thing in sight and are more powerful then Gods-

hotw223

Join Date: 2008-09-28
Post Count: 4615

#178261812Thursday, November 19, 2015 9:49 PM GMT

He gladly took the breadstick, wiping the yolk of his face. "So," He chomped through the breadstick. "Who made the couch in first place, that is meant to be used by gods?" "I bought this from IKEA for God sakes."

bradencdl

Join Date: 2011-10-17
Post Count: 78

#178263556Thursday, November 19, 2015 10:26 PM GMT

I reform and take the pizza and breadsticks and disappear for now.-

floopy54321

Join Date: 2012-11-03
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#178265739Thursday, November 19, 2015 11:07 PM GMT

Floopy54321 appears in a Mc Donalds uniform floating. "I DID!" He screeched, noticing he was in his McDonalds Uniform. He flied back and returned with a tuxedo on. "I DID!!!!!!" Ketchup would fall, open, onto his suit, staining it.

TheGreatJaydelle

Join Date: 2014-09-12
Post Count: 378

#178270481Friday, November 20, 2015 12:38 AM GMT

Liz would come in with her sister Lily. "Hey guys, was- OH MY GOD"

hotw223

Join Date: 2008-09-28
Post Count: 4615

#178282242Friday, November 20, 2015 4:05 AM GMT

The couch moves along the river, it's made of rivers of strawberries. There's a chorus singing. Then all of a sudden, 4 perk a colas fall from the sky and lands in the laps of the occupants. (yas I did it)

floopy54321

Join Date: 2012-11-03
Post Count: 2953

#178305807Friday, November 20, 2015 10:38 PM GMT

I picked it up and drank. "THE COLA FLOAT! Get it? The thing at iHop? Wait... Was it iHop?"

bradencdl

Join Date: 2011-10-17
Post Count: 78

#178374277Sunday, November 22, 2015 1:51 AM GMT

Some random NPC we will call Bob, read the note out loud. After doing so everyone realizes that the couch in the current place they are in, eats people, and has a high chance of eating them. The couch then eats Bob.

hotw223

Join Date: 2008-09-28
Post Count: 4615

#178374572Sunday, November 22, 2015 1:56 AM GMT

"ALL RIGHT PEOPLE HOLD ON TO YER SHRIMPS!" He kicked the couch, enabling it to go into overdrive. It carried them to space again.

Crystakyl

Join Date: 2011-04-23
Post Count: 2381

#178374608Sunday, November 22, 2015 1:57 AM GMT

I bent over to look at the couches mouth. "Breadstick?" I offered it. ~ "Long live the purple shirt." ~

hotw223

Join Date: 2008-09-28
Post Count: 4615

#178386223Sunday, November 22, 2015 5:28 AM GMT

The couch would growl. Still taking the breadstick though.

RoxProox

Join Date: 2011-08-06
Post Count: 2701

#178398142Sunday, November 22, 2015 2:27 PM GMT

Arnold S. and I would appear with Shotguns in our arms with a couch helicopter behind us. We both yelled out "GET IN DA CHOPPA!" The helicopter ate Arnold. I backed away slowly. "THERE ARE NO SKELETONS IN MY CLOSET...EXCEPT ME SOMETIMES."