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Waking up, wincing.
Grumpily groaning loudly.
Turn off the alarm.
Yes, this was pointless.
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oh yeah
you're into poetry now
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LNG257Join Date: 2012-06-13
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Hey birm is back on jeff. |
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too lazy
insert funny quote here, insert laughter, insert fame |
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It was actually obligatory for class.
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haikus are lazy
keep this in your folder please
no one wants to see |
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Minun1020Join Date: 2012-11-04
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idk
" Women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the law says. " 1 Corinthians 14:34 |
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AksaiteJoin Date: 2011-04-20
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'I can write haikus'
'Look ma I can do them too!'
'I must be special' |
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Yes, haikus are extremely easy to write, but this was rather a joke.
On the contrary, Purr, keep your petty flame-war starting insults in your head, because, if I were you, I wouldn't even gum up my folder with their presence, let alone a post where everyone can see.
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tezakatJoin Date: 2013-09-13
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Yikes, I wasn't even giving off a serious hostility at all.
Though it is quite true
haikus are easy to write,
I don't want to fight.... |
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Eat a tennis ball
You will eel very sporty
And also heartburn |
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*feel
^This is why my wife left me. |
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I am really tired
my brain isn't functioning
sorry I see now
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TekamonnJoin Date: 2011-02-18
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uh actually haikus have to be about nature they aren't allowed to be about anything else |
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tezakatJoin Date: 2013-09-13
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you know what? haikus
can be anything we want
we don't need that rule |
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This Haiku embody's my life.
https://youtu.be/5ZUx1AD6CFc
You'll be leavin' with a fat lip. |
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tezakatJoin Date: 2013-09-13
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embody's
ough
ouh that hurt
that |
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TekamonnJoin Date: 2011-02-18
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the rule is important, if it isn't then i need to talk to last year's english teacher because i got points off for my haiku that wasn't about nature |
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benzo2Join Date: 2008-06-02
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Okay, so that was the rule for your one assignment, not the end all be all rule for haiku's in general. |
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tezakatJoin Date: 2013-09-13
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everyone knows that english teachers are elitist little shts who only pretend they're smart |
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I am really tired -6
my brain isn't functioning -7
sorry I see now -5
booo |
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I am so tired*
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