SILENCEDMURDER FOR DICTATOR OF INDIA!

Join Date: 2013-05-24
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#179543854Sunday, December 13, 2015 2:40 AM GMT

What I plan to do: -Absolutely nothing. I'm just gonna go on the president team (which will be renamed to Eternal dictator team) and rob the bank constantly. -I'll do nothing about corruption, aka do nothing about police services COUGH WHEEZE COUGH -I'll make nhpatel clean the curry off of your car. -I will have public beheadings and executions instead of court, save everyone time. -Drugs and guns are free. -Everyone allowed in capitol, free drinks for everyone. -I'm eternal dictator, you get to say nothing at all and everything is made up by me. So shush. -Give djk a raise. I think i'm the best candidate so far just saying..

djk63

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#179544011Sunday, December 13, 2015 2:42 AM GMT

when this dood better than current presidential administration signed ~moj djk

Yuvthesecond

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#179544837Sunday, December 13, 2015 2:55 AM GMT

I am voting for you man.

DasRadioFM

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#179546383Sunday, December 13, 2015 3:18 AM GMT

You aren't going to win.

david6006

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#179546480Sunday, December 13, 2015 3:20 AM GMT

I support.

stealthclown12

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#179546497Sunday, December 13, 2015 3:20 AM GMT

he already won

URBANJ0KER

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#179546937Sunday, December 13, 2015 3:29 AM GMT

Bump, C&G will obviously be very interested.

Simo_Ostrowski

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#179548008Sunday, December 13, 2015 3:48 AM GMT

GET THE CHAMPANE first let me hop out my toyota with my flip phone cause im just that cool

AlexanderJWoodland

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#179549292Sunday, December 13, 2015 4:09 AM GMT

Let's start any uprising and make him king.

Balghunaim

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#179549351Sunday, December 13, 2015 4:10 AM GMT

no this is not funny.

URBANJ0KER

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#179549353Sunday, December 13, 2015 4:10 AM GMT

I already am king.

URBANJ0KER

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#179549777Sunday, December 13, 2015 4:19 AM GMT

"no this is not funny." Something that is funny though, is your speech, you're suddenly so sided to India and love it so much, in fact you even said you "BLEED ORANGE, WHITE AND GREEN", honest to god dude, I'd rather have Joshguy be in the parliament then you. A kid that says bruh, has the worst hair I've ever seen and has no sense of grammar. I mean, I'm honestly kinda creeped the hell out you GOT votes. A guy who's been a terrorist for so long is actually really scary. I hope idiots like you don't get in power. India is already screwed how it is.

darthmaul360

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#179549834Sunday, December 13, 2015 4:20 AM GMT

Support you have my vote and my primary's vote +700

reblex6122

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#179550335Sunday, December 13, 2015 4:31 AM GMT

DESIGNATED

URBANJ0KER

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#179550670Sunday, December 13, 2015 4:38 AM GMT

****** STREETS POO IN LOO YOU GOTTA PAY A TAX TO TAKE A CRAP i am pro /b/

RajputValor

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#179558301Sunday, December 13, 2015 8:17 AM GMT

Silenced, Parliament can't go on President team. This is Parliament elections and not President.

RajputValor

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#179558333Sunday, December 13, 2015 8:18 AM GMT

@Djk When DJK is hating cause his friend Antonio didn't win and he didn't get cabinet xD.

URBANJ0KER

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#179559057Sunday, December 13, 2015 8:57 AM GMT

"Silenced, Parliament can't go on President team. This is Parliament elections and not President." joke [jōk] NOUN A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter.