Q1 Why do you want to work for Dairy Queen?
I just want group owner
Q2 What other companies have you worked for that were similar to Dairy Queen?
I never worked for one
Q3 What will you do that will benefit Dairy Queen?
By giving people vanilla... Ice cream
Q4 Are you a mature and responsible employee?
Yeah, duh! You're the immature one!
Q5 What are some note-worthy characteristics you posses?
I stupid
Q6 Do you have any final questions, comments, or concerns?
Post this in C&G next time, bud
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