island survival simulator (aka only post i ever use grammar)

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#181134060Tuesday, January 05, 2016 8:01 PM GMT

You are currently on a passenger plane, Flight 496-1. You belong to a rich family and you have first class seats. A. Request a drink. B. Be the life of the party, make a "How 'bout that airline food?" joke. C. Do nothing.

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#181134117Tuesday, January 05, 2016 8:02 PM GMT

A apple juice r+://337648259r+://337648262r+://337648272

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#181134144Tuesday, January 05, 2016 8:02 PM GMT

You get up from your seat, look back to the other people behind you and say, "How about that airline food?!" A light laughter can be heard from the audience. A. Ask how much time is left in the flight. B. Request a drink. C. Do nothing.

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#181134168Tuesday, January 05, 2016 8:03 PM GMT

b i want the blood of unborn children This sig is worse than my last.

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#181134244Tuesday, January 05, 2016 8:04 PM GMT

You call for assistance, and a lady with a uniform approaches you. A. "Dang girl, you lookin' fine." B. "I'd like a drink of ice water." C. "Actually, nevermind, I don't want a drink."

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#181134350Tuesday, January 05, 2016 8:07 PM GMT

"Dang, girl, you loo-" Your line of words was interrupted by turbulence. "Sorry, what was that?" The lady asks you. A. "Dang girl, you lookin' fine." B. "I'd like a drink of ice water, please." C. "Nevermind, I don't want a drink, sorry for using your time."

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#181134439Tuesday, January 05, 2016 8:09 PM GMT

bump

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#181134478Tuesday, January 05, 2016 8:10 PM GMT

B r+://337648259r+://337648262r+://337648272

zaniac10

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#181134779Tuesday, January 05, 2016 8:17 PM GMT

"I'd like a drink of ice water, please." "On its way, sir." You sit down and wait for your drink. Suddenly, a big jolt of turbulence in the plane is felt. The intercom began to speak. "The plane is going to have a hard landing. Please put your life vests on, for we may crash into the ocean." You, along with the rest of the plane riders, gasp in horror. You follow the orders and put on your life vest. A. "...my glass of water?" B. Wait to see what happens. C. Stay calm and think of plans for the future.

Wilfraza

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#181134838Tuesday, January 05, 2016 8:18 PM GMT

B I don't mind ads. I don't mind buffer. But when ads buffer, I suffer.

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#181164936Wednesday, January 06, 2016 5:52 AM GMT

waiting to see what happens next.. r+://337648259r+://337648262r+://337648272

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#181167644Wednesday, January 06, 2016 7:24 AM GMT

GIMME THE BLIMIN ICE WATER

zaniac10

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#181178513Wednesday, January 06, 2016 5:08 PM GMT

The intercom tells you to get into the bracing position, and you do. The intercom speaks. "The crash will happen within the next 15 seconds. We are crashing near an island, if you survive, swim to it." Faint crying can be heard from the plane's passengers, the plane has an aura of grief and depression. A. Stay calm, be ready. B. Freak out. C. Be the badass leader and make a speech, saying stuff like "WE WILL SURVIVE THIS! DON'T LOSE HOPE!"

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#181178694Wednesday, January 06, 2016 5:14 PM GMT

You get up from your seat momentarily and say your words of wisdom, you inspire the rest of the passengers. All the crying goes away, and the plane now has an aura of hope. "Crash in: 5. 4. 3. 2. 1." The plane crashes hard into the ocean. About 25 minutes after the crash, you wake up, your wounds being tended by other people that survived the crash. They help you up onto the island, where people are already working to get supplies. A. Establish dominance. B. Take part in another task to help everyone stay alive. C. "Who's the "leader" right now?"

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#181178786Wednesday, January 06, 2016 5:17 PM GMT

You get up from the person healing your wounds, they try to stop you, but you get up regardless. You are a good survivalist, and you need to show the crowd that you are the best here. A. Make crude tools for everyone. B. Make a set of tools for yourself. C. Tell everyone to lay out what they have in their pockets, to see what extra resources we have.

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#181178806Wednesday, January 06, 2016 5:18 PM GMT

C and secretly nab some

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#181178883Wednesday, January 06, 2016 5:21 PM GMT

You begin to speak. "Everyone," heads turn to you, "take out whatever contents you have in your pockets and lay them out in front of you, we need to see what extra resources we can come up with." A male voice pops up. "Who made you the leader?" A. "I did, shut up and empty your pockets." B. "I never said I was the leader, just empty your pockets so we can live longer." C. "You tryin' to start something?"