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ȑ͔͚̦̓ͬ̈́͋ͥ͆͞e̬͇̲̜̙̲̻̽͛ͣ̚̚͢a̝̖̬̟͂ͯ̂ͥͩͅl͚͉̲̗̭ͬ̇̚i̤͎̱̜̳̻ͫt̫͕̃ͫ̐̾ͨ͗ͅy̮̙̗ͩͧ̈́ͬ͝ ̶̻̦ͥ̿i͍̰̱ͪͪ͂s̛̹̠͇͉̥̺̐͛ ̠̯͚̇͜a͔͓̳͔͚ ͇͓̹͋̃ͭ̎͞l̹͗ͨ̐ͨĩ̙̳͍̹̪̀e͔͙ͣ̏̏͑̉͠ ͎̤̣͉̙ḡ͖̝͚̃̈͗͡o̱͎̼̞̓ͣ̊ͅdͣ̎ͬͨ̏͏̤̦̱̞͉ͅ ̥̥ͭ͌̍ͫ̽͜is͕̪̜͙͉̼͇ͥ̚ ͤ̒̿̐ͫͣ͡ä͓̰̣́ͦͨ̃͋ ̦͚͚̖̬̥̲̑ͩͯͫ̑̉̑l͍̹͐ͨǐͥ̆ē͝ ͠ť͈͓̤͇̰͚ͨ̏̾̓͘h̥̠̿̐̏ͮ͋ͣ̄͡e҉̤̖̖̘̤ͅr͔̞̱̹̓͌̊ḛ̦̈̒͋͘ ̖ͥ͢i͔̹̰̫ͩ͊͑ͮ͊̓̚s͛̽̿ ̵̻͓͎̖̝̣͒ͯͮ̇͌n̰̬̤͎̿͌ͥo̱̻̭̳̳͊́ ̉̽̍ͤͣ͏̯̫̼̥l̜̟͚͉͐͟i̧͖ͬͬ̐̔f̡̣͎̞ͧͫ̽̓ͫ͒ȩ̘̭̤̘̤̦̩ ̼͉̼̼̲͖̊ͫ̅ͅaͯ̂͌ͩ͂̇͊n̡̤̲̹̅͛͌̿̎̅̊d̉̎͒̎̏̈҉͉̹͚̦̠̳ ̤́̈ͦͫ͝d̴̟̭͖̣̪͇̫ͩ̌e̖̬̰̮̬͋ͫ̒̒͑ͮa͊̐t̡̻̻̭͎̪̆h͝,̨̆̓̐͂͂ ̲͉ọ̩͍͉̾̂̅ͤn̡̻͓͉͎͍̯̆͋̍l͔̼͓̩̬ͬ̓͠ỷ̹̘͈̟͈͖ͪͯͫͫ̔ ͚͎̃ͫͫ̆̋͌̄͘p͇̼ͩ͂̓ͤ̀a̤̲̻̹̫͌̋̓ͬ̂̈́̏̕i̯͙̮̱̩͋͢n̵̪ͩ̅ͬͤ ̭̞͘a̭̋̐̾͊ͯn̫̯̺̺̟̤͈̉ͤͫͬ̐͘d̪̻̤̥̘̳̣ͮ̽͛ͩ͑ ̫̠͓ͫͨ̒̑̉͊m̟̫̭͍̦̺ͨ̒́̓͊ͧ̚͝ị̹͎̫̗̞̰̓̏͟s̷͛ẹ̸̫̗̼̒̄r̶̘̠̫̹̟̤̘͐͑y̹̜̲͇̱ͧͪͬͥ̆̇,̟̲̬͛̔̒̃̈ ̩̌̄̚ḧ́ͦ͂̔̉ō̇͊̂l̠̩̓d͉̪̦͉̔ͧ ̦ͤ̋͂ͥ̉y̩̘̘̼̓͊ȏ͠u͙͛̅̀́ṟ̟͖̮ͩ ̮̤̹̜͖͔ļ̜͉͙̄͌ͤͬö̤͘v̖̣̣̮͇͗e͏͙̹̝͚ ȍ̞͇̰ͦ͋͂n͔̺͖̣̩̻̮̍ͦͮ̂͂̈́̕ẽ͖̫̘̙̝̖̘͋̅ͭ͗s̼̘̜̝̒̂̎̂ͥ̒͛ ̹̪̗̬̭̯͉ͬ̔͑̇̽ͬc̛̲̻͔̉ͥl̗̻̔̏̆̿ͧ̕ọ͈̜ͩ̉̈́̃̂s̬̝̼͇̼e̓ ̘̻́f̘͕͓̞͛͑̒ͤ̄͂ͥ͞o̼͇̯̙̜ͮr̙͚̊̑ ̱͇̯̃̐̓̏̓t̮͖̩̲̯̗̩̏ͬͤ̐̚h̛̜̭͉̟̳ẽ̖̞̗̜̐ ̬͉͕̺̈̅̿e͈̠̘̗̿̓́́̇̅n͖͇̱̺͑̂͗ď̬̗̗̘̞ͮ͌̋ ̵̞͐̆ͫi̛̤̹̟̫̜̰͆ͣ͌̎͂ͤ̇ͅs̙̖͔̫̣̊̉ͪ͂̾ ̢͉̱̋̂n̠̭̲̿ͭͨ͒͊̕e̹̜̐͌͆̀a̭͎̱͚̣̋̋ͪ̿ṛ̙͔̹̫̊,̗̯̠̝̾̅̂ͮͦͅ ͕͉̣̝n͖̳̪̰̊̈́́͡o̰̫̯͓̭̔ͯ́ͩ͝ͅ ͕̠̗͚̞ͭo͗ͭͅn̦̫̞̮͕ͪ́͝e̢̖̭̮͆ͯ̀ ͏͕̭͈̮̮ẅ̲̦̖́̆͌ͫͪî̵̗͓̞̱͎̫̿ͩͯ̚ḽ̷̗̦̱͆͌l̥̬̞ͨ̃ͣ͛͒̓ ̮̋ͨ̈́͆s͍̪̒̿e̱̹͎ͤ͂ͫ̉̾̅ͬḙ̝̼̓͘ ̩̠͈̝̻ͫ̽͒̓̎ͅa̢͉̹̻̝ͥ̏ͦ̍̈́̄ͦ ̯͙̬͇̉ͣ̋̑̀l̢̞̺̜͒̂͊̌̍͒̇ȉ̉̉̎҉̜̖͓̘̭g̡̼̑͗̔̏h͌͋̅ͥ̈̈ͦt̻̝͙͎̣́͟ ̺͊̅̍̏͝a̶ţ͆ ̹̿̎ͯt̻̫͎̘̹̏̒͛̐ͪͫh͓̝̪͌ͪͪ̉̈̓͗ẻͥ̔ͣ̔̓͗ ̨͂̃̿ȩ͉̦͚̞̺̞̌ͅṋ̺̥̫͍̐̔ͣ̊ͧ̍̕d͓̟̠͎̤̤̪̋̆͗ͥ̌͆ ̺͈̙̖̥͆̋̐̈́̀ô̡̗̬͎͈̭f̶̭ͩ̊̏̿ͭͧ͆ ̳͉̍̾̏̎̍t̗̼̑̽ͅh̻̃͊̇ͬ̏̍͝i̛̖̠̾̊̈͌ͦs̺̱̜̮̭͚̩̉͐ͦ̏͊̄ͥ t͕͔͖͉͉u͇̟͕͆ͭ̉nͮ̓͗͛n̙̳̍̎͋ͬ̿ͨe͕̫͚̫͉͚̖͐͒̿ͤ̈̑̀̚l͕͎̹̎̓̆,̰̖̥͔ͥ͗ͅ ̥͇̭͎̯̘̌̇ͦ͌̔ͅỏ͔̜̺̱̈́̿̆ͪ̽͢ṋ͇̪̰̠̞̋̓̐ͯͪ͐l̨͋ͩy̞̬̥͍͎ͧ̽̔̐ͭ ̵͕̪̱͍͍͊̊̾d̯ͯ̀r̫̟̯͇͈̖̰ͤͪ́ȅ̴͚͙̠̣̺̣ͬ̿ͮͅa͍͇͖̾͛̿͌d̻͍̟̩̙͕̉͋̋͒̚͡ ͕͙̥ͤͬ̀́͛ä̱̥̗̯̐ͪͥͥn͓͈ͯ̌d͇̤̓̔͗̃ͩ ͐̾̑͋͞s̹̼̉͛ͪi͇̦̇̈͜ň̳͈̗̬̫̽̒̒̏̉̚
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