how to be ariana grende

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#181927548Monday, January 18, 2016 3:51 PM GMT

1. put 9 pounds of make up on your face 2. get some really bad autotune 3. sound like a chipmunk on drugs 4. make creepy old homeless men sing your chorus 5. you're now ariana grende!! enjou!!

daflashk

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#181927628Monday, January 18, 2016 3:52 PM GMT

6. be lewd in public and yell you hate america 7. get little girls to idolize you

Scourge9k

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#181929765Monday, January 18, 2016 4:31 PM GMT

8. be an absolute goddess

kistvaen

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#181929790Monday, January 18, 2016 4:32 PM GMT

^9. be me was i the man in your dreams

youareatourist

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#181929848Monday, January 18, 2016 4:33 PM GMT

10. be as bangable as sewer trash

SiddharthaGuatama

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#181934560Monday, January 18, 2016 5:42 PM GMT

Ariana is super hot and she's a really talent sing lmaooooo u guys are just haters

screwbrad

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#181938329Monday, January 18, 2016 6:34 PM GMT

what

Finn102

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#181938376Monday, January 18, 2016 6:35 PM GMT

I'd bang her so hard

youareatourist

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#181938911Monday, January 18, 2016 6:42 PM GMT

i think some of you need to consult a psychiatrist or something about your weird trash fetish

awesomemrbean

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#181939117Monday, January 18, 2016 6:45 PM GMT

11. insult a generic pop singer looking for reaction without knowing that everyone here either hates her or doesn't even care about them

SiddharthaGuatama

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#181939825Monday, January 18, 2016 6:54 PM GMT

Ariana grande is talented wtf

FaceCollecting

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#181946304Monday, January 18, 2016 8:23 PM GMT

12. be on toddler fashion magazine If it's breakable, it's fixable

Scourge9k

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#181989221Tuesday, January 19, 2016 10:45 AM GMT

Ariana is super hot and she's a really talent sing lmaooooo u guys are just haters [2]

chlloee

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#182002158Tuesday, January 19, 2016 6:23 PM GMT

13. Have a japanese vibe 14. Have a perfume that smells like cotton candy clouds

PUSH5

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#182002247Tuesday, January 19, 2016 6:25 PM GMT

if you hate ariana grande and you're a guy then you're probably not str8 js

captc

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#182003330Tuesday, January 19, 2016 6:49 PM GMT

15. Star on a nick show then quite.

PasteIColours

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#182043571Wednesday, January 20, 2016 7:33 AM GMT

No. Just no. Ariii <3

PsychedelicWaifu

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#182044695Wednesday, January 20, 2016 8:49 AM GMT

16.try to look like a toilet

qramin

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#182054699Wednesday, January 20, 2016 4:39 PM GMT

17. Ignore haters.

PasteIColours

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#182078535Thursday, January 21, 2016 12:41 AM GMT

Mk fine... 18. Be really good at impressions of other people.

mastergyroosandwich

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#182088881Thursday, January 21, 2016 3:14 AM GMT

19. Just be overall pretty awful at everything. Except being attractive.

Vunal

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#182091577Thursday, January 21, 2016 3:59 AM GMT

20. care only about yourself

UzumakiSasori

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#182092051Thursday, January 21, 2016 4:07 AM GMT

how to be screbrad 1. be stupid 2. be pathetic 3. you're now screwbrad!! enjou!! Your sense of humor called; it wants its dignity back.

PasteIColours

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#182135075Friday, January 22, 2016 1:05 AM GMT

ariana grande

kistvaen

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#182135137Friday, January 22, 2016 1:05 AM GMT

21. be bad at music was i the man in your dreams