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The Fooleth and the H'rd
Th're one was a fooleth, who as a stalinist m'ron. his
stupidity brought him defeat, and noone lik'd him at all.
His nameth was David, he was a true daw. A cleareth and gross in
sense pompous fool to ev'ry placeth he went.
In 2001, the pompous fool was b'rn in a canada, aye
h was a daw. He wouldst nev'r wot he wouldst be an pompous fool
In 2011 at 10 years c'rky he never knew he wouldst be a blinking idiot.
'Twas on his birthday in the year 2011
And a daw he was, a big daw, the biggest daw of all the places he went to.
Of all the daws and m'rons around him, he was the biggest fooleth of all yea
to the pointeth of his stupidity made the closest cater cousins and family
around him envy him so much that they want'd to abandon him in a city not
far because they couldst not taketh his foolishness anym're.
One day on Novemb'r 26th 2014 he made a sheep heard called the Supreme Stampeth'r
Union. 'Twas the biggest mispriion he wouldst maketh of his life, making his
gov'rnment a tyranny 'r a unstable herd of one maneth ruleth. He made many
mispirisions of his life enwheeling a weapon that was too pow'rful f'r the eye
of God to yea und'rstand.
A daw he was marry but he did not careth because he was to pow'rful and arrogant
to thinketh he was a daw himself, but he drew sheep to his heard wh're he wouldst
leadeth them to the road of doom.
Oth'r h'rds of sheep came to the aid to the fooleth, while oth'r wisemen
such as a man nam'd Veli and James Galt two wise men who leadeth large
h'rds of sheep of ov'r six hundr'd and twenty sheep puteth togeth'r and oth'r
bawbling'r h'rds came to the aid of the two large h'rds of sheep to combat
the oth'r h'rds and free their sheep from the fooleth.
The h'rds engage each oth'r and trample, eanlings art trampl'd by the larg'r
sheep and the foolish shepard is push'd off the cliff and the fooleth fell
to his h'rrible death by drowning in a riv'r and the fooleth was accompani'd
by his gentle sheppards who hast also di'd being push'd off the cliff while the
rest join'd the two wisemen, and so peace was establish'd between the hr'ds.
The h'rd of David was given to a maneth by the nameth of Johnson, a wise
maneth from afar who hath leadeth oth'r sheep from outside to a god and cozy
timeth of peace.
The peace was establish'd on the Fields of Graceland.
The Endeth, anon I must not but goeth and rest nicely. Doeth not respect nay
fooleth 'r else thou will fall f'r their trapeth. a |
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Mkay then...
Da Panda Lover GG |
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Note this is Shakespearean English, I will be releasing the Modern English one soon. |
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tbear13Join Date: 2012-11-18
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To be honest, the end makes you seem like a selfish idiot. |
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The end means one can't respect a fool or else they are a fool's follower. |
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This isn't really Old English.
This is early Modern English.
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Get out ploxxxxxxxxx
Courage the cowardly log |
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Honestly I doubt that this is even early Modern English
This is just a poor attempt of making something sound like Shakespeare.
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Get out.NOW
Da Panda Lover GG |
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AdaxiusJoin Date: 2014-11-22
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This is Shakespeare;
" You ladies, you whose gentle hearts do fear the smallest monstrous mouse that creepeth' upon the floor may now perchance both quake and tremble near. When lion rough in wildest rage doth roar, know that I one Snug the Joiner, am a lion fell nor else no lion's dam and if i should as a lion come in strife, into thus* place, then twer' pity upon my life! "
- Snug |
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Zach_DudeJoin Date: 2011-03-20
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could understand a word you said
-ROBLOX Forums? |
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Osd3001Join Date: 2012-08-25
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@john
Old English actually resembles something like this.
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Notice the heavy Germanic influence?
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this is all propaganda also reported for harassing robloxiandav my terminated friend/hate speech. also david wasn't banned for "being a racist" he was mass false reported by angry westmarki's. they said he was an phisher but since the mods dont look into anything they just ban him because they think it's good enough.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT2k1uNiaKc
this is johnson gresh listen in the video he's like "my roblox player's name is johnson gresh, listen to me, this is the honest truth" and he's complaining about superclans to admins at bloxcon
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AveeoJoin Date: 2012-04-28
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Old English sounds like someone speaking German backwards. This is pseudo-King James English.
Respect the science! |
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AveeoJoin Date: 2012-04-28
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"Ær þæm þe Romeburg getimbred wære iiii hunde wintrum 7 hundeahtatigum, Uesoges, Egypta cyning, wæs winnende of suðdæle Asiam, oð him se mæsta dæl wearð underþieded. 7 he Uesoges, Egypta cyning, wæs siþþan mid firde farende on Sciþþie on ða norðdælas, 7 his ærendracan beforan asende to þære ðeode, 7 him untweogendlice secgan het þæt hie [oðer] sceolden, oþþe ðæt lond æt him alesan, oþþe he hie wolde mid gefeohte fordon 7 forherigan. Hie him þa gesceadwislice ondwyrdon, 7 cwædon þæt hit gemalic wære 7 unryhtlic þæt swa oferwlenced cyning sceolde winnan on swa earm folc swa hie wæron. Heton him þeh þæt ondwyrde secgan, þæt him leofre wære wið hiene to feohtanne þonne gafol to gieldanne. Hie þæt gelæstan swa, 7 sona þone cyning gefliemdon mid his folce, 7 him æfterfolgiende wæron, 7 ealle ægypte awestan buton þæm fenlondum anum. 7 þa hie hamweard wendon be westan þære ie Eufrate, ealle Asiam hie genieddon þæt hie him gafol guldon, 7 þær wæron fiftene gear þæt lond herigende 7 westende, oð heora wif him sendon ærendracan æfter, 7 him sædon þæt hie oðer dyden, oðþe ham comen oððe hie him woldon oðerra wera ceosan. Hi þa þæt lond forleton, 7 him hamweard ferdon." -from Orosius
That's what real Old English looks like.
Respect the science! |
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y1pJoin Date: 2013-05-05
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1. I was terminated for account theft and my appeal was denied even though i did not do it.
2. SSU ended because i decided to make a new nation. you nor my enemies changed absolutely nothing.
3. infact the war had already ended 3 days before i was banned.
4. you clearly do not know what stalinism is if you're accusing me of being one.
5"One day on Novemb'r 26th 2014 he made a sheep heard called the Supreme Stampeth'r
Union. 'Twas the biggest mispriion he wouldst maketh of his life, making his
gov'rnment a tyranny 'r a unstable herd of one maneth ruleth. He made many
mispirisions of his life enwheeling a weapon that was too pow'rful f'r the eye
of God to yea und'rstand." SSU was a great nation, political ideals aside this nation was leading in technology and infastructure. you judge nations by their government and only their government. and you arent even part of SSU so why do you care about anything it does.
6. I own komaysia and its just as powerful, you changed nothing and i can declare war like I did before. You just decline my raids.
7. James galt didnt even help in anything. James galt bought SSU off of jeff for 6000 robux who bought it off of eagerdoggy. |
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y1pJoin Date: 2013-05-05
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also quit stating that I "exploit my members"
I barely have any scripting ability and you're accusing me of hacking? You're just jealous I'm actually gaining members. How the hell would I exploit my members. All my members were from the old group and recruited at startups. give me one reason i exploit my members |
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david by exploit i think he means use to your advantage. so if somebody drops their credit card on the ground and i pick it up and use it to buy a bunch of stuff, i'm exploiting the fact that they dropped it. so it's like using something or somebody to your advantage but still you didn't do that if you did the members would just leave lol
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Wow such a hypocrite, I make fun of RobloxianDav yet you tell me not to than you make fun of me. How hypocritical. |
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AdaxiusJoin Date: 2014-11-22
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I support those who don't support this :) |
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This is not a story that harasses anyone its just a Story. |
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