Howcast - How to turn your friends out of being emo
Step 1 = Tell your emo friends that they're going into therapy
Step 2 = Wait for them to charge at you with their bloody razor blades, then book it, homie.
Step 3 = Once you get home, learn black magic
Step 4 = Become a brony and select your favorite pony
Step 5 = Go to the store and buy your favorite pony plushie, flour, red kool aid, and candles
Step 5.5 = Preferably, use self checkout
Step 6 = Go to your kitchen
Step 7 = Dump all the flour out
Step 8 = Carve a satanist star into the flour
Step 9 = Make the red kool aid
Step 10 = Put the candles on the 2 top corners of the star
Step 11 = Pour the kool aid into the carved star
Step 12 = Unbox the plushie
Step 13 = Place the plushie in the center of the star
Step 14 = Cut off all light sources
Step 15 = Take your b0ng lighter and light the candles
Step 16 = Use black magic
Step 17 = Watch your favorite pony come to life
Step 18 = Track down all your emo friends' houses
Step 19 = Use your pony to tie them all up and take them to your place
Step 20 = Use the Ludovico technique to brainwash them to being normal
Step 21 = Drug them to sleep and transport them back to their houses
Step 22 = Let the pony reside back into equestria
Step 23 = Quit the brony fandom
Step 24 = Worth it.
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