How to bring someone back from the dead?

Reliquiae2

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#182313785Sunday, January 24, 2016 4:41 PM GMT

Like an animal? BULL FEATHERS!

quamisido

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#182313838Sunday, January 24, 2016 4:42 PM GMT

Google robert cornish

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#182313876Sunday, January 24, 2016 4:43 PM GMT

Search for the philosopher stone

SupehNerdyKitteh

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#182314234Sunday, January 24, 2016 4:49 PM GMT

How do you bring your pet goldfish back to life?

sherlockedholmes

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#182314443Sunday, January 24, 2016 4:52 PM GMT

You must travel a long and hard mystical journey up the side of a mountain in the land of Gilgamesh, there you will meet a troll, witch, and a 2 headed donkey of whom you must pass to slay the dragon at Hellsenvich castle. You will need the nail of the dragon to conduct a ritual at the top of the mountain to bring your pet back to life, it requires you tie the nail to the pet, chant "OHHM CHAKA MAKKA HA HA" and drop your pet into the lava. Take what I say with a grain of salt.

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#182314471Sunday, January 24, 2016 4:53 PM GMT

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#182314483Sunday, January 24, 2016 4:53 PM GMT

BURY THEM IN A PET CEMETERY

EpicSnack3

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#182314511Sunday, January 24, 2016 4:53 PM GMT

necromancy is illegal in the united states go to europe or something

Reliquiae2

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#182315555Sunday, January 24, 2016 5:12 PM GMT

@Epi, then why isnt the Ouija board banned? BULL FEATHERS!

EagIeBonesFalconhawk

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#182315954Sunday, January 24, 2016 5:18 PM GMT

Science, though I wouldn't know how long it would be alive and then die again in these times. Do what the Russians do!

epictinboy

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#182315977Sunday, January 24, 2016 5:18 PM GMT

magic checkm9 | rip lelforumingalt, add 13k posts

Roberate

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#182316156Sunday, January 24, 2016 5:21 PM GMT

you pour maple syrup on their skeleton and put their skeleton into some jello, and wait 7 days and their skin, organs etc should come back. but you need a soul so you need to find someone unworthy of living, you kill them and take their soul and give the dead person the soul and they should comeback alive. 4/1/12 Was an inside job!

ericawesome2134

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#182316211Sunday, January 24, 2016 5:22 PM GMT

u kant

Reliquiae2

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#182316365Sunday, January 24, 2016 5:24 PM GMT

:( BULL FEATHERS!

EpicSnack3

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#182328314Sunday, January 24, 2016 8:00 PM GMT

"@Epi, then why isnt the Ouija board banned?" teens who believe in the supernatural buy them so it makes money