ProtonyxJoin Date: 2012-01-20
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So I got a Billy Mays transcript to English, to Japanese, then back to English
Original: What would happen if you combine a cheese grater with a plate? You’d have a plate that
grates!
Hi, Billy Mays here for the Grater Plater! It’s no ordinary plate. Watch this.
Grate cheese with ease – Parmesan, Romano, even Asiago. There’s no wrong way to use
it. Back and forth, side to side, round and round, all the cheese stays in the plate. Pass it
around the dinner table and grate as you go.
Use it for pasta, pizza or salads. For zest, it’s the best. Whether is a lemon, lime or
orange, you get perfect results each and every time. You can’t mince garlic with one of
these and if you use a press, it’s a mess! Watch this.
You can puree garlic fast, quick and easy, and all the natural juices stay right in the plate.
It gives you the consistency of garlic butter without the butter. Add a little olive oil and
herbs, and it becomes a dipping plate.
Soft enough for little hands and it won’t even pop a balloon! The secret is the hardened,
tempered ceramic design that never dulls. It’s triple glazed so nothing sticks.
Don’t cut a finger trying to grate ginger with one of these. The Grater Plater is the best
ginger grater. There’s no strings and all the essence stay right on the plate. Use it for
baking, chocolate, cinnamon – even coconut is no match for the Grater Plater.
Call now and we’ll send you the Grater Plater for just $10.
But I’m just getting started. With every order, we’ll include the Roll ‘n’ Peel. Take a
clove and give it a roll. Peel all the garlic you like without ever touching it. You’ll even
get the gathering brush to mix all the flavors together and top your favorite foods.
But call right now and we’ll double this entire offer absolutely free. Just pay separate
shipping and handling. You get it all, a huge value all for just $10.
Here’s how to order.
Translated back to English: Do you, what about the case of a combination of the plate and a cheese grater? I think you have that plate Gridiron! Hello, grater platter here Billy Mays! It does Mase ordinary plate. Look at this. Parmesan, Romano, but Asiago - easily grate cheese. There is no wrong way to use It. Back and forth, from side to side, round and round, it will stay in all of the cheese plate. It will pass it Around the dinner table and the grid as you go. Pasta, please use it for pizza and salad. For Zest, it is the best. Does whether, lemon, or a lime, or Orange, you each a perfect result, get all the time. Garlic and any of the following can not be minced If these and you are using the press, it is a mess! Look at this. You can be fast garlic quickly and easily puree, all natural juice, stay to the right of the plate. It provides consistency of garlic butter without your butter. Little Add the olive oil, Herbs, it will be dipping plate. It does not pop the balloon to say that enough software for small hands! The secret is cured Dull never baked ceramic design. This is nothing stick because the triple-glazed. Please do not disconnect the finger trying to grated ginger in one of these. Grater platter is the best Ginger grated. To is not the string is in there, all of the essence, will stay right on top of the plate. Use it for the following Baking, chocolate, cinnamon - but, on the platter down the coconut does not match. Call now and we will send just $ 10 your grater platter. However, I have just begun. In all orders, we have a roll 'N' Peel. to take Clove and it to me gives the roll. Peel you without touching it, like all of the garlic. You also Together with the mix of all of the flavor, to get the collection brush the top of your favorite foods. However, now the phone to, we are free to double this entire offer absolutely. However, a separate payment Shipping and handling. All of you $ 10, you get it all a huge value. Here is how to order. |