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(Note: I'll commentate on the various bits of this spam message using parentheses)I found a messagebot by the name of ImperialBlitzenstein sending me this message:
Please take a moment to read this.
ImperialBlitzenstein wrote at 1/25/2016 11:05 AM
Hello, KingOfThePillows.
I am aware that you may be frustrated by receiving messages similar to this (Yea, this is what you'd expect from a smart messagebotter), however this is not just another message. I encourage you to read it completely. You have been referred to us by one of our many scouts who scout a variety of games and groups to find the players who they believe are worthy. These scouts do not necessarily look for skill; there are many other factors that they look for, such as grammar and dedication. These scouts compile these names onto a list, which I am now messaging, so we apologize in advance if we accidentally send this message to you more than one time by accident. This is not an automated message. (Oh yes it is!)
Due to you being referred to us, we are inviting you to a group that has a lot of potential, the Netherlands.
(Oh please, not another cringey ro-nation!) The group may seem as if it is small or underdeveloped, but before you know it, we will be the most active group on all of Roblox (Yea, if you hadn't used a messagebot!). We have looked off of other groups and seen why they failed; we will not make the same mistakes as them. We will enact true democracy, and every individual will have the ability to gain an honorable position if he or she is willing to put in the effort. We even have a military (Caution, there's clanscrubs attacking us via messages!), and we are in the need of leaders, however these leaders will have to prove themselves; no one will get free ranks (Because clanscrubs are mean and don't give ranks to anyone!). Our group may still need a few things created, however we are still confident in ourselves. Now, to wrap up this message, if you want to experience a group with true honor (lies), glory(lies), and righteousness (More lies), join our (Cringey) nation.
Here is a link to a thread containing all of our divisions (that aren't worth it):
http://forum.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=182076946
Here is our (cringey) nation itself.
http://www.roblox.com/My/Groups.aspx?gid=2652012
Signed,
Minister Kate (That's not this messagebot's username which is ImperialBlitzenstein)
This shows how useless and stupid messagebots are. And look at this messagebot's groups. So much cringe in those groups.
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