NotwalJoin Date: 2014-12-31
Post Count: 915 |
To make programming great again! Seriously, google it. |
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NotwalJoin Date: 2014-12-31
Post Count: 915 |
Here are some of its wonderful featurs:
No floating point numbers, only integers. America never does anything halfway.
All numbers must be strictly greater than 1 million. The small stuff is inconsequential to us.
There are no import statements allowed. All code has to be home-grown and American made.
Instead of True and False, we have fact and lie.
Only the most popular English words, Trump's favorite words, and current politician names can be used as variable names.
Error messages are mostly quotes directly taken from Trump himself.
All programs must end with America is great.
Our language will automatically correct Forbes' $4.5B to $10B.
In its raw form, TrumpScript is not compatible with Windows, because Trump isn't the type of guy to believe in PC.
The language is completely case insensitive.
If the running computer is from China or Mexico, TrumpScript will not compile. We don't want them stealing our American technological secrets.
Warns you if you have any Communists masqeurading as legitimate "SSL Certificates" from China on your system.
Won't run in root mode because America doesn't need your help being great. Trump is all we need. |
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NotwalJoin Date: 2014-12-31
Post Count: 915 |
What could you even make with this? |
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NotwalJoin Date: 2014-12-31
Post Count: 915 |
Perhaps a national security system. Oh wait; "Trump is all we need". |
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wowzers! that's wacky dude! |
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But shouldn't you make the Mexicans code the wall for you? |
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Of course not, pinball. Did the Egyptians make their slaves build the pyramids? Of course not. Did the Chinese use prisoners to build the Great Narwhal of China? Of course not.
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llaserxJoin Date: 2011-12-10
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smallloanofamilliondollars
should be a keyword to set up a million dollar value |
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All I care about is how Donald trump will make anime great again |
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i seriously thought i was in OT for a second O_e
#code cntkillmescombacks = ["you sound like your 7","https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvi4vLv1axc" ,"LOLOLO IM SO COOL XDDDDDD"] |
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i seriously thought i was in OT for a second O_e[2] |
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He's the lead republican so you guys might as well stop complaining... |
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lordramboJoin Date: 2009-06-16
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I mean he obviously said "small loan" to exaggerate but all you stupids out there can't get that |
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"I mean he obviously said "small loan" to exaggerate but all you stupids out there can't get that"
then he would of said it jokingly. In the actual interview he appeared to be dead serious |
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chimmihcJoin Date: 2014-09-01
Post Count: 17143 |
Now that is a real language, software developed with anything else is sub-par.
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"Now that is a real language, software developed with anything else is sub-par."
With the obvious exception of FiM++.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OpXmIrPm8jg |
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