phoniexJoin Date: 2008-02-03
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(Studio logos to generic piano music while it shows a nice countryside)
Main Character (MC): I've always wanted to make cookies. It's been my dream ever since I was a child.
(Main character is shown talking to a girl)
Girl: You seriously want to do this?
MC: I don't really have anything else.
(Short montage of MC trying and failing to make cookies. Then finally, he takes a bite out of one, and shouts.)
MC: EUREKA!
(Fade to show the MC being hailed by the mayor of the country town)
Mayor: I present to you: The winner of this year's baking competition!
(Shows MC talking to Grandma)
Grandma: You want me to help bake you cookies! Ha, I wouldn't miss it for the world!
(MC is shown smiling and then cut to a montage of scenes showing cookie farms, cookie factories, and cookie shipments interspersed with the MC sitting back laughing, and developing a romance with the girl seen earlier.)
MC: Everything was perfect. My dream had won me everything that I've ever wanted.
(Dramatic cut to black)
MC: Then, everything changed.
(Cut to a shot of a portal powering up. Suddenly, one of the workers is attacked by a Wrinkler. Cut to black again, then fade in to a news helicopter going over a smoking crater)
News Broadcast: Tragedy struck the site of an experimental portal today as the site tore itself apart. Most of the workers are presumed dead, and the cause is still unknown.
(Cut to main character entering his house, and looking around in the darkness)
MC: G-g-grandma?
(Suddenly, two glowing red eyes appear behind him. He turns around, there's a scream, and an abrupt cut to a montage of wrinklers and increasingly mutated grandmas attacking civilians and military in various major cities.)
News 1: Contact has been lost with seven of the ports used to transport cookies around the galax-
News 2: The US government today has declared a state of emergency in response to increasing attacks on major urban cent-
News 3: Attacks have now been reported in over 100 countrie-
News 4: As the attacks continue, people everywhere are asking: Who is to blame?
(Cut to main character sitting in his space station, watching the Earth burn.)
MC: I never meant for this to happen. But in my greed, I have awoken something powerful. Something angry. Something ancient. And it won't stop until it consumes all of existence.
(MC gets out of his chair)
MC: I started this, and now I will finish it.
(Rapid cuts of main character arming up.)
(Epic choir music begins.)
THIS SUMMER...
(Main character shown standing in the shadows with the girl scouts. Cut to a montage showing them fighting off grandmas and wrinklers.)
IT IS TIME
(Continue the montage of action, also with scenes of the Grandmapocalypse devestating various areas)
TO STOP
(Shows a ton of kittens running down urban streets towards a giant fleshy structure)
PLAYING.
(More action cuts, this time with a single scene of the girl earlier crying over the body of an unknown person.)
MC: I don't care whether I'm rich or poor...
(Montage continues.)
MC: If I live or die...
(Montage still continues)
MC: All I want...
(Montage gets quicker)
MC: IS FOR THE MADNESS TO END!
(As he says the final part, he is shown screaming in front of some unknown entity. The music comes to a crescendo and the logo is shown.)
COOKIE CLICKER: THE MOVIE.
SUMMER 2016
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MAN I'D TOTALLY WATCH THAT.
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CshefJoin Date: 2010-04-11
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sploojd
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wasnt gonna read until i saw the replies
wow advertising works
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can't w8!1
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Cookies = secks
secks = cookies
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AetricityJoin Date: 2012-03-29
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nice
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im a cinematographer count me in
If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal. |
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Wig113Join Date: 2012-05-14
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I like this.
I put the, "Fun," in, "Dysfunctional." http://www.roblox.com/I-Sniffed-item?id=173956669 |
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NEEDS TO BE REAL
(it's me, NeonRainbowPOP963 on an alt ;D) k bye now |
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C3N0Join Date: 2015-07-31
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To be honest, I would actually want to watch this movie. |
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DahPiglzJoin Date: 2015-12-21
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And the last scene of the movie is of the main character acsending and getting heavenly chips |
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AetricityJoin Date: 2012-03-29
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of course you are, my good sir |
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AetricityJoin Date: 2012-03-29
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Zonkman31Join Date: 2013-02-22
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Would never miss it, not even for the Emoji Movie. |
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sIurpeguyJoin Date: 2015-12-23
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Brb buying 7468348742874382874238974398274923748329874923874239472987492374293579283472984723956823648 ticskets
#code Call me slurpeguy | Add 4991 to my post count. RIP slurpeguy 2012-2015 |
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I WOULD WATCH THIS SO MUCH. |
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sIurpeguyJoin Date: 2015-12-23
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BOMPS
#code Call me slurpeguy | Add 4991 to my post count. RIP slurpeguy 2012-2015 |
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Thread is tracked. I used to play cookie clicker, but it started consuming me so I stopped. |
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