I was playing a round of Mutant on Crisis Acton, and the "zombie mother" was one of the guys at our camping spot. Being the "gun-jumper" I am, I managed to run like an idiot away into the maze of the map on the far side.
It just so happens that I had a sniper as well, now you might think "just shoot them," yeah no you can't, you have 100 health while they have like 1,200 and the mother has 2,000 health while your guns do 20-30 or 100 if you have a sniper. Fortunately so does the knife, and it increases your speed.
I ran like a maniac until I was the last man, and managed to run around for 2 minutes and 49 seconds before my move area glitched on me, so my guy slowed down like an idiot while I scrambled to make him move. I was being chased, so I died two seconds after at 11 seconds against seven op zombies.
Screw you, Game. |