Once there was some milk on the table.
I asked: "Why did you get spilled?"
The milk said: "I wanted an escape from a car-cat-cactus-combination creature thing."
Then he fell from the table.
He said: "OUCH! I DO INDEED HAVE A SPINE!"
Then the milk pulled a mini computer and hacked himself to not have a spine.
Then he escaped from my apartment, crawling like a worm.
And that is why i don't buy milk anymore.
The end. |