Since you took time out of your no doubt long and busy schedule to reply to this, Mr Synoan, I feel it's only fair I show you the same courtesy. I'm a reasonable man, and you're probably a reasonable woman, so I'll get right to it. I'm as edgy as I want to be. Really, that's not very edgy. But if I want to go to C&G and talk about my religion, and that happens to come off as edgy, well, I guess I'm guilty as charged. Moar edge. /wrists. I probably have a tumblr with a black/static background and red text. Maybe there's a bunch of 666s and Hail Satans. That sounds like me, I might dig it. Maybe have a few @ryan c**ks lying around here and there. Or maybe it's full of gore? Not that cheap horror you get nowadays, but the stuff from when they were first figuring out what special effects were. Rosemary's husband's face stretching and cracking open, the day after Our Lord Satan impregnated her with the Spawn of Hell. You know, the good stuff. The classics. But, no, there's probably just a custom My Little Pony character, red with black hair and eyeliner, in various poses, f****ng various phallic-shaped objects. So, to answer your astonishingly well-worded question to this AMA, yes,
I'm edgy as f**k. |