METHOD ONE:
1. Stupidly obsess over something. Fictional characters, computers, other OTers, the list is endless!
2. Gain at least 5,000 posts! People say they don't care about post count but deep down they really do!
3. Constantly trashpost about your stupid obsession!
METHOD TWO:
1. Stir up lots and lots of controversy! The more the merrier! Post bait constantly!
2. Have lots of alts! You will inevitably get banned, so alts are necessary to continue your reign of terror!
3. Once everyone realizes you're a troll, start personally attacking other OTers! This will re-ignite the endless flame wars you create!
METHOD THREE
1. Be female.
2. Post an IRL.
...just like 7th grade |