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Yadoking
#187373021Thursday, April 14, 2016 9:40 PM GMT

My new band, Oral-BETRAYL is an oral hygene death metal band trying to help others keep their teeth clean by violence! :D You guys know what time it is... Yeah... Its cleaning time Grrrrr BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH MURDER YOU IF YOU WILL RUSH DIE DIE BACTERIA CLEAN TEETH IS IN OUR CRITERIAAAAA!!! *black metal influence* Gingivitis gets sacrificed to the Toothfairy Two brushes a day keeps the demon dentist away Crest is better than Colgate Disagree and get BEHEADEEEEEEEED SA CRI FIVE EVERY GERM TO NIGHT LET THEM ALL JUST DIE MURDER GERMS THATS AL RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT *le epic gootar solo w/ a toothbrush guitar*
Loyal2One
#187373323Thursday, April 14, 2016 9:43 PM GMT

Why do I feel the urge to brush my teeth?
Yadoking
#187376603Thursday, April 14, 2016 10:19 PM GMT

Cause your rotten teeth will get sacrificed to the Tooth Fairy if you dont

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