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Three of my brood ate breakfast standing up this morning after a very unpleasant evening last night. And during the process I learned a trick that I will add to my repertoire.
After the dinner dishes were cleaned up I announce that I wanted to see the three of them in the family room downstairs. The silence that accompanied that announcement was deafening.
The three of them shuffled downstairs and I got the receipts that I wanted to discuss with them. When I met them downstairs I was immediately greeted with “What did we do?” and a bunch of semi-innocent looks. Then I asked them what they had for lunch on Wednesday and who had the Chinese food (two of the receipts were for the food court at the mall). The response was the deer in the headlights look with a lot of shuffling of their feet and the downward looks to the floor.
We had a long period of question and answer and I did not like the answers I got. One of my queries was how they got out of school without being caught. The response made me much madder. They had a fire drill right at the beginning of study hour after attendance was taken. Since study hall is a huge amount of students they felt that they would not be noticed and rather than go back to the class room they snuck off to the mall for a while. I really chewed them out as if this was a real fire and they could not be accounted for all sorts of things would follow.
I was hot, so I left them downstairs while I went upstairs to cool off a bit before I roasted their butts.
One of the wonderful things that has happened during our construction project is I met Donna. She is an angle! She paints, she wallpapers, she decorates, she sets tile, she is amazing. She does this on a part time basis so she works on evenings and weekends and boy does she work. She came to do some painting last night and she could see that I was upset when I came into the kitchen.
I told her it was going to be noisy in a bit and why and I was really tempted to figure a way for a double spanking, one for going to the mall and one for leaving school during a fire drill. She suggested instead that I rub a heavy coat of baby oil on their bottoms before the spanking as it would really increase the sting. I have never heard of this but since she knows so much about a lot of things I thought I would give it a try.
I had a cup of tea with her and then when I had settled down a bit I went and got a bottle of baby oil and went back downstairs. Since the offense was all the same I followed my normal routine and would punish them together. I told my daughters to go stand facing the wall and told my son to bare it and get in position.
As the two sniffling girls were studying the paneling, I told my son that we were going to up things a notch and I rubbed a heavy coat of baby oil on his butt and thighs. Then I got my trusty paddle and landed the first smack right on the crack. The results were amazing. He howled and bounced up and down and both hands shot back to his stinging bottom and he started pleading, “No mommie NOOOOOOO!” (It is amazing how a sore butt can take years off the age of a child.) To make a long story short I have never had such an animated or frantic response to the paddle before. He quickly went to the blubber stage and then when he stopped kicking I stopped paddling. No spanking dance from him just a lot of crying and him holding his sore cheeks as I led him to the wall. This was a full sit spot, thigh and crack spanking but good.
The girls had equal responses and my oldest girl was the worst. She jumped out of position twice which she has never done before. I don’t know what it does but a coat of baby oil seems to increase the sting mega fold.
After they had settled down a bit I told them to get dressed and go immediately to their rooms. I told Donna it seemed to make a difference and that I would keep this in my bag of tricks.
This morning for breakfast they all came down wearing baggy clothing and I am sure they had nothing underneath to add to their discomfort. I will most certainly share this trick with my husband when he gets home from his trip this evening. It does kick things up a notch when needed without any bruising or marking.
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XecromiusJoin Date: 2016-04-21
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hello reset welcome to C&G
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KimxiaJoin Date: 2015-02-02
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This has to be a joke. |
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Glad to hear that other parents still spank their children! These liberal women keep telling me that it's bad for my kids, but then I look at their misbehaving, disrespectful children and I smile when I hear how polite and well raised mine our.
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***are.
I'm sorry, I made a mistake. |
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Sounds hotter than jet fuel melting steel beams |
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SCR0LLSJoin Date: 2009-10-07
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my eyes |
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If my mother tried to do this to me I'd beat her ass
-athanatos |
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Where is the dad in this fan fiction?
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I don't see why you had to tell C&G this, considering it is literally either a huge lie, as usual, or is just a story that you would be better off posting somewhere it belongs.
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OP has done it before. Just laugh and say you don't care and she will go away |
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