I DESERVE TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

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#189791717Thursday, May 26, 2016 11:30 PM GMT

I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY😇👦 ALL MY LIFE👤🎩. I'VE NEVER DONE DRUGS❌💯, I'VE NEVER GONE TO PARTIES🎲👀 WHERE PEOPLE DO DRUGS🚧🚔, I'VE NEVER STAYED😔 UP LATE💤💨. I'VE BEEN A GOOD🙏👼 BOY👦 I DESERVE👌👌👌 TO HAVE A GF💞👫. AND NO, I WON'T SETTLE FOR A FREAKING 💩💩0/10💩💩 GF💞👫 BECAUSE I'VE BEEN A 👌👌👌👌👌👌GOOD 🍆FREAKING🍆 BOY👌👌👌👌👌👌. IS🍆 THAT🍆 NOT🍆 WHAT🍆 WE'RE🍆 SUPPOSED🍆 TO🍆 DO?🍆 LISTEN TO 👩MOM👩 AND 👨DAD👨? I DESERVE A 9/10📈 AT 🍆FREAKING🍆 LEAST BECAUSE I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY FOR 21 YEARS

PhoenixForsaken

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#189791935Thursday, May 26, 2016 11:34 PM GMT

nope

Plutophobia

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#189791946Thursday, May 26, 2016 11:34 PM GMT

xd extreme meme hunter XD edition

LaurenMayberry

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#189792013Thursday, May 26, 2016 11:35 PM GMT

good copypasta

Tamenegii

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#189792991Thursday, May 26, 2016 11:51 PM GMT

https://www.roblox.com/games/420663088/you-dont-get-the-joke-scrub

monkey322

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#189856168Saturday, May 28, 2016 12:09 AM GMT

I think that they should make it legal to pick up any girl you find on the streets if you have been good for as long as I have. #code print("Gravity attracts girls.")

cardude2001

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#189856283Saturday, May 28, 2016 12:12 AM GMT

@Monkey Against their will? Nuh uh.

cardude2001

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#189856322Saturday, May 28, 2016 12:12 AM GMT

If some random girl who wouldn't get along with you ever (not hyperbole) and she has been like you, should you be forced to be with her?

iiCutique

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#189856674Saturday, May 28, 2016 12:21 AM GMT

no you dont you dont beg for a girlfriend that literally makes you look desperate which is ew

monkey322

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#189856755Saturday, May 28, 2016 12:23 AM GMT

But I have been a good boy for 21 years!!! You probaly are jealous because you are only 7/10 and not deserving of my love. >:P #code print("Gravity attracts girls.")

cardude2001

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#189856840Saturday, May 28, 2016 12:25 AM GMT

Hint: Don't try hard. Trust me--it works. When you try hard to have a girlfriend, it is likely not even love in the first place, just the twisted "love" portrayed such as in Disney movies.

monkey322

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#189856937Saturday, May 28, 2016 12:28 AM GMT

I haven't been trying hard for the last 21 years and I never fell in love :O #code print("Gravity attracts girls.")

Unsourced_Anon

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#189856967Saturday, May 28, 2016 12:28 AM GMT

Ah, liberals. Afflicted with self-entitlement, as usual.